Monday, November 07, 2011

Newt and the Metaphor


1. "Oh that? It's my questionable personal life. We just avoid talking about it."

2. ORA: "Yasser Arafat's red folder? What a wonderful anniversary gift! I'll put it in my trophy case next to Hitler's soap dish."

3. "Who invited dumbo to the book signing?" "Now, Calista, I know he's an idiot, but he's still the president."

4. "Nice costume, Mitt. But I don't think it will be enough to convince primary voters you're actually a Republican."

5. "Calista, explain 'yiffing' and 'skritching' to me again."

Best of metalgarth
Someone needs to inform P.J. that if you bring a stuffed toy with you everywhere you go as an infant, it's cute, but once you hit middle age, it's pretty creepy.

Best of blue
"OK Newt - either introduce me to Ray Bradbury or I'm going home with the elephant!"

Best of prince of leaves
"You know something, Newt? These term papers are really quite good!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Well if we take out the Giraffe, we just might be able to squeeze him into the refrigerator...

Best of dadoctah
From the makers of Pedobear, introducing: Infidelophant.

15 comments:

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metalgarth said...

Someone needs to inform P.J. that if you bring a stuffed toy with you everywhere you go as an infant, it's cute, but once you hit middle age, it's pretty creepy.

blue said...

"OK Newt - either introduce me to Ray Bradbury or I'm going home with the elephant!"

Double the U said...

... and then we will get started after Megan tells everybody about her book.

jj said...

Nice stuffed elephant. The one on the far left aint bad either.

Mr Hankey said...

Herman Cain's campaign is represented at the book signing by a black armbanded Eric the Elephant.

dadoctah said...

Newt explains his connection to Elwood P Dowd.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

tap tap tap
G: What?
C: Nothing.
tap tap
G: What is it?
C: Nothing.
tap tap tap
G: What.do.you.want?
C: Nothing! Why do you keep asking?
G: Because you keep tapping my on my shoulder.
C: I am not.
E: giggle
tap tap

JohnS1959 said...

Eventually even the Democrats couldn't ignore the elephant in the room...

prince of leaves said...

How to know it's time for Wife #4: Wife #3 leans to you and whispers, "The doctor thinks it's cancerous."

prince of leaves said...

"You know something, Newt? These term papers are really quite good!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Well we do tend to see GOP Presidential Candidacy as more performance art than politics."

Rodney Dill said...

"Dammit... Now I'll never get that Baby Elephant Walk ear worm out of my head."

Rodney Dill said...

Well if we take out the Giraffe, we just might be able to squeeze him into the refrigerator...

ORA

dadoctah said...

From the makers of Pedobear, introducing: Infidelophant.