Friday, November 11, 2011

News Item: LA School Invites Pron Star to Read to First Graders

TMZ - Porn legend Sasha Grey -- winner of the 2010 AVN award for best anal sex scene -- was invited to read books to 1st graders at an L.A.-area elementary school last week ... but the school tried to cover it all up ... after parents pitched a fit.

“Rumpleteezer ran the Dinky-Tinky shop, at the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dum-dum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives…” -Rkae

Best of Oiao
"Yes little Jenny, we use Butt Closures (TM) after all of our big scenes."

Best of mpur
"Boobies!" the boys responded enthusiastically.

Best of dadoctah
I've never seen so many first-graders simultaneously shouting "Aiieee! Gojira!!!"

Threadwinner: Kaptain Krude
The final scene from Disney's version of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".

Best of Steve O
But if any of those kids go to Penn State, they'll have to know this stuff!

Best of Steve
The Scat in the Hat

Best of double the U
Dear Penthouse Letters, I am only four and a half so I never thought it could happen to me...

Best of metalgarth
Sasha Grey poses for some second rate porn.

Best of jj
Why yes Joey, I do know Charlie Sheen...

Best of Rodney Dill
One fish, Two fish,
Smells like you, fish.

23 comments:

jorgen said...

She was the teachers' pet in that school.

Anonymous said...

She can read? Who knew? I guess this beats having her there for career day.

Anonymous said...

"No Jonnie, Anal Fisting is not like taking a hard dugie ater eating you Grannie's meatloaf. Its more fun!"

Or,

"Well Suzie, you have to work up to it by starting with small items."

Or,

"And make sure you tell all of your parents to keep voting for the 'Valley Film Industry Tax Exemptions Initative' next election."

Or,

Selected title for the reading; 'The Little Porn Princess'.

-O-I-ao

Anonymous said...

Photo taken when Sasha asked "what is the best thing to use to lube?"

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

"Yes little Jenny, we use Butt Closures (TM) after all of our big scenes."

-Oiao

mpur said...

"Boobies!" the boys responded enthusiastically.

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

"O O O Please read Butt-Closure Bingo, then Carpe Scrotum"
"No, I'm going to read Clorox is your friend. instead."

Anonymous said...

"I'm going to read the tale of 'When the Little Black Kid On My Back Grows Up. And then show you the movie."

-O-i-ao

dadoctah said...

I've never seen so many first-graders simultaneously shouting "Aiieee! Gojira!!!"

Kaptain Krude said...

The final scene from Disney's version of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".

Steve O said...

But if any of those kids go to Penn State, they'll have to know this stuff!

Steve said...

The Scat in the Hat

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I suspect many fellow sick intercourses turned to Google looking for a serious retrospective on Grey's performances. Did you notice that one of the very few photos safe for inclusion here already had the perfect caption?

double the U said...

Dear Penthouse Letters, I am only four and a half so I never thought it could happen to me...

metalgarth said...

Sasha Grey poses for some second rate porn.

jj said...

I can count to two...if I take my top off!

jj said...

Why yes Joey, I do know Charlie Sheen...

Rodney Dill said...

One fish, Two fish,
Smells like you, fish.

Rodney Dill said...

Anal warts or anal thwarts... It's all up to you...

Rodney Dill said...

"OK... which cunning linguist wants to read to me?"

Submariner said...

OK, kiddies; which one is real?

Anonymous said...

Moments after little Tommy yelled "Who keeps farting?"

-Oia-o