TMZ - Porn legend Sasha Grey -- winner of the 2010 AVN award for best anal sex scene -- was invited to read books to 1st graders at an L.A.-area elementary school last week ... but the school tried to cover it all up ... after parents pitched a fit.
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"Yes little Jenny, we use Butt Closures (TM) after all of our big scenes."
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"Boobies!" the boys responded enthusiastically.
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I've never seen so many first-graders simultaneously shouting "Aiieee! Gojira!!!"
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The final scene from Disney's version of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".
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But if any of those kids go to Penn State, they'll have to know this stuff!
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The Scat in the Hat
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Dear Penthouse Letters, I am only four and a half so I never thought it could happen to me...
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Sasha Grey poses for some second rate porn.
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Why yes Joey, I do know Charlie Sheen...
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One fish, Two fish,
Smells like you, fish.