Wednesday, November 16, 2011

M'Chel's Sari-Sarong Number



1. And then, M'Chel bent over and people thought a hot air balloon was going up.

2.And then M'Chel ripped out the Asian woman's spine as a trophy.

3. Enormous Terrifying Womanoid M'Chel Obama's enjoys touching Asian women.

4. "And how many Brady Kids did you have to skin to make that dress?" asked the nice Asian lady.

5. Even though ABC was desperate for new ideas, they passed on the inter-racial lesbian Laverne & Shirley remake.
Best of sonicfrog
Yet another celeb / politician caught raiding Gaddafi's closet!

Best of Dr. Doom
"Man these campaign trips to Hawaii are exhausting", thought the First Lady, "I need another vacation."

Best of dadoctah
Sid & Marty Krofft return to variety TV with the new "Tina Turner and Yoko Show".

Best of mpur
Obligatory caption #34: Gorzilla!!!!

Best of jj
As m'chelle unhinges her jaw, she can't help but wonder if she'll be hungry in an hour.

Best of metalgarth
"Dancing With the Wookies" was an epic fail for NBC

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Two-fifty... I have this cleaned and pressed in an hour.

Best of The Watcher
Thoughtbubble: 'Heavens, she found the couch I threw out in 1972!'

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The First Lady opted to wear native dress during her visit to the island of Tacki-tacki.

Best of dub
What? I thought YOU were going to bring the cup.

Best of Aaron's cc:
Sarong, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodnight!

Threadwinner: Dactyl
Chun-Li and Balrog, re-imagined for the upcoming Street Fighter V for XBox and Playstation.

27 comments:

Submariner said...

M'Chel; "heh, heh, heh...
Herman Cain gets in trouble for even THINKING about doing this..."

blue said...

ABC reconsiders the inter-racial lesbian Laverne & Shirley remake when Barry & Joe audition for the roles of Lenny & Squiggy.

Censors Hip said...

Well, M'Chel butt is as big as Penny Marshall's......

sonicfrog said...

Yet another celeb / politician caught raiding Gaddafi's closet!

Dr. Doom said...

"Man these campaign trips to Hawaii are exhausting", thought the First Lady, "I need another vacation."

Rodney Dill said...

"Yea, I just love the way a floral print hides a fat ass."

dadoctah said...

Sid & Marty Krofft return to variety TV with the new "Tina Turner and Yoko Show".

Jack Reacher said...

"Thank you for welcoming me to Asia."

mpur said...

Obligatory caption #34: Gorzilla!!!!

jj said...

As m'chelle unhinges her jaw, she can't help but wonder if she'll be hungry in an hour.

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

"Dancing With the Wookies" was an epic fail for NBC

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CaptionThis Mockery, voted best weight-loss motivation method by 9 out of 10 mortified participants.

-OR-

Eric Holder Claims No Ethics Violation: Outside the US, M'Chelle is the "compensated" spokesperson for Frangipani Mail Order Brides, LTD.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Two-fifty... I have this cleaned and pressed in an hour.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: I have that same sarong in my closet!

-OR-

This sarong only cost $9.95! If I didn't know better, I'd be thinking sweatshop and child labor, but of course that never happens these days, right? Right?
Solly, speeky no engrish.

The Watcher said...

Thoughtbubble: 'Heavens, she found the couch I threw out in 1972!'

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The First Lady opted to wear native dress during her visit to the island of Tacki-tacki.

curly said...

“Wow Michelle! With a mangled snatch like that, I can see why it took you so long to be proud of your country!”

curly said...

Even the First Lady must submit to the draconian “Smuggled Fish Inspection”.

curly said...

“…and tying it like this will make your Amazonian clenis appear smaller than your husband’s clenis.”

curly said...

“…now I see where your husband came up with the phrase ‘bitter clinger’.”

dub said...

Speaking of Prius', here is one thing that can build you one and one thing you cant fit into one.

dub said...

What? I thought YOU were going to bring the cup.

double the U said...

Okay Mrs Obama we can't both lead, my right means your left. Let's take it from the top, ahh-one-anna-two...

Aaron's cc: said...

Sarong, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodnight!

Anonymous said...

If it were not for the high heels, Mich'Hell would be still dragging her knuckles on the ground.

-0i-a-o-

Adriane said...

Aaron's cc: said...


I like it!!!!

Dactyl said...

Chun-Li and Balrog, re-imagined for the upcoming Street Fighter V for XBox and Playstation.