Friday, November 18, 2011

Kodak Moment


1. Parents dug the edgy new backdrops for Oakland Elementary's school pictures.

2."Smile for Grandma, Oakland."

3. Trojan prepares a vicious ad campaign against its arch-rival, Oakland-Brand Condoms.

4. "Too Late," Paris Hilton sighed.

5. "Wow! How did you reach that top line? And your spelling and legibility is excellent for a four year old. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed."

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"People called Romanes, they go the house?" Brian of Nazareth has a chilling flashback.

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Wells Fargo announced recently that it would be the official bank of the Raiders. The new slogan test marketed very well in the Oakland area. Now all they need is a catchy jingle...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Fight the power! Sock it to The Man! Shit is fucked up and bullshit! Geez Dad, I can actually feel my IQ dropping precipitously already!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Hallmark's finally coming out with a Season's Greetings from Divorced Fathers line of Xmas cards to help prevent just this sort of thing.

Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
Ah, I remember the days when L. Brooks Patterson was the Oakland County executive.

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner: dub
Hold still Timmy...I'm trying to aim my pepper spray....

15 comments:

Double the U said...

You guys are over reacting, the kid's name is Oakland.

Double the U said...

And you used that already... dang. (I don't know why I didn't see it)

mpur said...

Those Japanese tourists just love taking pictures of America's true culture. Just wait until someone translates that for him, though.

write my essay said...

Amazing post! Thanks a lot.

Double the U said...

Just think how funny this picture will be if you ever try to get a job at Wells Fargo someday.

dadoctah said...

"People called Romanes, they go the house?" Brian of Nazareth has a chilling flashback.

Anonymous said...

30 years from now, Lafroyca will have a flash back to this moment and fully understand how much of an idiot her dad was, while she swipes her EBT Card.

-Oia-o

Dr. Doom said...

Wells Fargo announced recently that it would be the official bank of the Raiders. The new slogan test marketed very well in the Oakland area. Now all they need is a catchy jingle...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Fight the power! Sock it to The Man! Shit is fucked up and bullshit! Geez Dad, I can actually feel my IQ dropping precipitously already!"



wv: hydrate - No thanks, I've already got my drink.

Anonymous said...

"But... Dad, my name is Oklahoma!"

-Oiao

Steve O said...

In defense, many liberals gleefully pointed out the equivalent saying of some Southern conservatives, "Don't Mess with Texas."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hallmark's finally coming out with a Season's Greetings from Divorced Fathers line of Xmas cards to help prevent just this sort of thing.

-OR-

Whatcha doing, Dad?
Oh, just making sure your mother can't get you into that expensive wussy pre-school to jack up my child support payments.

Jack Reacher said...

School picture days have changed since I was in first grade.

Jack Reacher said...

Ah, I remember the days when L. Brooks Patterson was the Oakland County executive.

dub said...

Hold still Timmy...I'm trying to aim my pepper spray....