Friday, November 18, 2011
1. Parents dug the edgy new backdrops for Oakland Elementary's school pictures.
2."Smile for Grandma, Oakland."
3. Trojan prepares a vicious ad campaign against its arch-rival, Oakland-Brand Condoms.
4. "Too Late," Paris Hilton sighed.
5. "Wow! How did you reach that top line? And your spelling and legibility is excellent for a four year old. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed."
Best of dadoctah
"People called Romanes, they go the house?" Brian of Nazareth has a chilling flashback.
Best of Dr. Doom
Wells Fargo announced recently that it would be the official bank of the Raiders. The new slogan test marketed very well in the Oakland area. Now all they need is a catchy jingle...
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Fight the power! Sock it to The Man! Shit is fucked up and bullshit! Geez Dad, I can actually feel my IQ dropping precipitously already!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Hallmark's finally coming out with a Season's Greetings from Divorced Fathers line of Xmas cards to help prevent just this sort of thing.
Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
Ah, I remember the days when L. Brooks Patterson was the Oakland County executive.
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner: dub
Hold still Timmy...I'm trying to aim my pepper spray....