1. "OMG! OMG! Yes, yes, OMG, yes. I *will* marry you!"
2. "On second thought, Tom, don't show me how you got the scholarship to Penn State."
3. "Dang it, Roy! I was just trying to say a little pre-game prayer, and you had to walk over and make it into oral-sex-joke bait."
4. "C'mon baby, take me back. I've changed, really. C'mon baby."
5. "Forget that ref, I already tried. He's a total breeder."