Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Just Watering the Hippies
1. "Oh, stop your belly-achin' It's not even pepper spray. It's Tang."
2. The Monors were grateful for the officer washing the horrible 'People of Walmart' morbidly obese breast feeding lady image from their eyes.
3. "Mr. Cheney warned you to get off his lawn."
4.Andrew Sullivan's Google Search for a burly cop shooting off in someone's face... oh, to Hell with this meme!
5. Officer Dub would later explain that he was doing the fat girls a favor by spraying Ipecac in their faces.
Best of Binky
The OWS crowd didn't really care about pepper spray, but when the officers broke out the soap and water, they broke ranks and ran.
Best of Rodney Dill
Out damn spot!
Best of Jack Reacher
Down t(w)inkle.
Best of metalgarth
I love the smell of pepper spray in the morning. It smells like victory
Best of dub
Guess you should have ironed my shirt bitch.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Tim Allen specialized in turbocharging everything, even watersports
Best of jj
Dale Gribble demonstrates the proper way to exterminate vermin.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Aww shucks, I keep forgetting to ask... Is anyone allergic to dimethyl-parachlorhydrate-N2O2, ricinoleamidopropyl ethyldimonium sulfate, phenolglycerbate carboniferous colloidal suspension or peanuts?
Best of Kaptain Krude
You assault
We pepper
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The OWS crowd didn't really care about pepper spray, but when the officers broke out the soap and water, they broke ranks and ran.
Out damn spot!
Spicing up soylent green.
Apparently they couldn't find a Roach Motel big enough, so they had to spray.
Down t(w)inkle.
Frank's Red Hot: "I put that (bleep) on everything". Including hippies.
vw: upeed
"Now get yer asses to WalMart!"
Orange you glad you didn't say Obama?
I love the smell of pepper spray in the morning. It smells like victory
hippie #3 later blamed his blindness on "soap poisoning"
Nice article! Thanks for sharing.
Guess you should have ironed my shirt bitch.
Tim Allen specialized in turbocharging everything, even watersports
Dale Gribble demonstrates the proper way to exterminate vermin.
The ACLU got a court order saying we have to feed you, so enjoy this Cheez Whiz.
-OR-
Aww shucks, I keep forgetting to ask... Is anyone allergic to dimethyl-parachlorhydrate-N2O2, ricinoleamidopropyl ethyldimonium sulfate, phenolglycerbate carboniferous colloidal suspension or peanuts?
I do not remember this episode of Hill Street Blues, so don't nobody post a spoiler.
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How to Mirandize... abridged version:
Open Wide and say AHHHHH
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Cop Thawtbubble: I really hate peaceful protests. I wanna crack some heads open and hear them scream.
Excellent post! Thanks for sharing.
"Hey, you guys are vegetarians, right? Here's your daily ration of Pepper, in a convenient spray. you'll thank me later."
Speed bumps should be painted neon yellow.
What song is he whistling? Why, "when the children cry", of course!
Nice intersting post thnks!
You assault
We pepper
...and then the fat-cat bankers watching broke out in the Hallelujah Chorus.
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