Monday, November 21, 2011

In a Sane World, This Would Be a Wanted Poster


1. "Where de white women at? Oh, sorry, Barney...  where de white women and de pale pre-adolescent boys at?"

2. Barney Frank, Ted Kennedy, and John Kerry; living proof the voters of Massachusetts hate and despise the rest of America.

3. "Chris Dodd thinks we should celebrate over 'sandwiches' at La Brasserie. Don't worry Barney, I'm sure you can jump a bus-boy."

4.Those OWSholes are pikers; these guys have raped, vandalized, and taken a crap on entire economies.

5.  It's kind of like the Mount Rushmore of corruption, socialism, and perversity, isn't it?

Best of blue
"..and now I want to present to you my cabinet & staff - The Doom Pussies...."

Best of jj
Now Dodd finds out what it's like to be in the middle of a sandwich. But he's between a slice of pumpernickel and a croissant.....

Best of GregMan
Obambi wins again at "Spot The Heterosexual".


Best of Jack Reacher
The Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Lifetime Achievement Awards are quite the star-studded affair.

Best of mpur
"Hey! Who let the extra black guy in here?"

Best of Vinneh
At what circle of hell was this photo taken?

19 comments:

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Rodney Dill said...

"I'm not touching you... I'm not touching you.... I'm not touching you..."

blue said...

"..and now I want to present to you my cabinet & staff - The Doom Pussies...."

jj said...

Now Dodd finds out what it's like to be in the middle of a sandwich. But he's between a slice of pumpernickel and a croissant.....

GregMan said...

I see the Penn State Boosters Club meeting is back in session.

GregMan said...

Obambi wins again at "Spot The Heterosexual".

GregMan said...

"No, really. I'd much rather do him than M'chel."

wv: pedialov - I mean you just can't make this up.

Double the U said...

"So I get this call from Chris here, tells me now that Kennedy is gone, he needs a new partner for his three-somes and wanted to know if I was interested. You can't imagine my surprise when I see the third person was Barney.

Anonymous said...

"Rahm calls these two 'BJ and the Bear'. I don't get it."

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Jack Reacher said...

The Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Lifetime Achievement Awards are quite the star-studded affair.

Jack Reacher said...

"Is this the one that likes boys? Dammit, they all look alike."

JohnS1959 said...

"And Nancy Pelosi has done more to destroy the constitution than anyone else during my administration", gloated the President, 'Present company excepted of course."

JohnS1959 said...

The scene moments after the President claimed to have the most transparent administration in history...

mpur said...

"Hey! Who let the extra black guy in here?"

Army of Dad said...

"How much for this plump little b!tch? He's healthy and likes three way action, come on step up and bid!"

Army of Dad said...

Obama is reaching for someone else's wallet and Dodd is trying to throw someone under the bus. the more things hope and change the more they stay the same.

Anonymous said...

At what circle of hell was this photo taken?

Vinneh

Double the U said...

And Obama continues the Thanksgiving tradition of pardoning two turkeys.