1. Tina wasn't freaked out by unwanted scrotum exposure, but it did make her sad.
2. "A french fry? Here I am, morbidly obese, and you offer me a french fry!"
3. "Hey, Tina, Wendy's chili isn't the only rich and meaty thing you could stick in your mouth."
4. "What's wrong, Tina? Haven't you ever seen a guy eat a corndog in one swallow... I mean, bite."
5. "Hey, Tina, the 80'scalled. They want their headband back."
Best of dadoctah
"Why are we here, when the McRib is back, and possibly for the last time?"
Best of metalgarth
"The Lunch Club" a John Hughes Jr. production.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Bra-a-a-a-a-ap! What? Me? No, don't be ridiculous! I'm a girl, I would never do a thing like that! I'm sugar and spice and everything ...brap.. nice!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Her Thawtbubble: Gawd, and he thinks stuffing 3 boxes of fries in his mouth impresses girls? Boys maybe. Ghey boys definitely.
Best of dub
Oh whatever Tina...like that was the worst thing you ever put in your mouth.
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Where will you be the next time you laxative kicks in, and your Butt Closure (TM) fails!
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"Why are we here, when the McRib is back, and possibly for the last time?"
"The Lunch Club" a John Hughes Jr. production.
"maybe if I die my hair red, the boys will notice..."
"Bra-a-a-a-a-ap! What? Me? No, don't be ridiculous! I'm a girl, I would never do a thing like that! I'm sugar and spice and everything ...brap.. nice!"
Now that's how you close your pie hole.
"So these OWS a-holes said, we're poor buy us lunch, so I did & now I have nothing left for my lunch....god must be a democrat!"
Her Thawtbubble: Gawd, and he thinks stuffing 3 boxes of fries in his mouth impresses girls? Boys maybe. Ghey boys definitely.
-OR-
Her Thawtbubble: Oh yes, Dirk, do tell us about how you just banged MaryJane in the janitor's closet. I'm sure she was equally charmed and mesmerized by that huge glob of snot clinging to your nose.
A duel purpose butt closure in use.
"The First Lady says greasy fast food is unhealthy and we shouldn't eat it ... but the First Lady is always eating greasy fast food...", the realization of liberal thinking finally dawns on Mandy.
Her Thawtbubble: He's flaunting those fries knowing damn well I'm on a diet. I.am.going.to.chew.your.lips.off.Tommy.Smith!
Oh whatever Tina...like that was the worst thing you ever put in your mouth.
I think this is really a very nice post. Very beautiful!
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