Friday, November 18, 2011
High School Confidential
1. Tina wasn't freaked out by unwanted scrotum exposure, but it did make her sad.
2. "A french fry? Here I am, morbidly obese, and you offer me a french fry!"
3. "Hey, Tina, Wendy's chili isn't the only rich and meaty thing you could stick in your mouth."
4. "What's wrong, Tina? Haven't you ever seen a guy eat a corndog in one swallow... I mean, bite."
5. "Hey, Tina, the 80'scalled. They want their headband back."
Best of dadoctah
"Why are we here, when the McRib is back, and possibly for the last time?"
Best of metalgarth
"The Lunch Club" a John Hughes Jr. production.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Bra-a-a-a-a-ap! What? Me? No, don't be ridiculous! I'm a girl, I would never do a thing like that! I'm sugar and spice and everything ...brap.. nice!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Her Thawtbubble: Gawd, and he thinks stuffing 3 boxes of fries in his mouth impresses girls? Boys maybe. Ghey boys definitely.
Best of dub
Oh whatever Tina...like that was the worst thing you ever put in your mouth.