Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Game Faces

Schneider


1. And then, Ricky wandered into the Penn State locker room by mistake.

2. "Sorry, my hands are cold. Now, turn your head and cough."

3. "No, no, show me your 'game face,' not your 'kneeling in the shower with Jerry Sandusky face.'"

4.  "Icy Hot in the jock gets 'em every time."

5. "First time in a locker room with Black guys, I see?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Ever seen a grown man naked Billy?

best of dub
NERDS!!!!

best of Oiao
"But I don't want to be a VTK Monday Twink, Coach! And hand me a butt closure!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Moving to the SEC is a lot like surprise butt$ex for the Texas A&M players...

best of curly
Islamic Rage Boy has a tight end.

Best of JohnS1959
The scene moments before the the rhinoceros crashed through the ceiling killing everyone...

best of Carpe Phlogiston
Heyyy... there's a video cam in my locker and the cable runs straight into Sandusky's office!

Best of Dactyl
COBRA KAI!!!!!!

Best of Dactyl
"Awesome game guys, very helpful and enlightening."
"HOW COME COACH ESSAY-HELP NEVER MAKES THE BEST-OFS???"

23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...


It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen

Rodney Dill said...

Mike: "You know, I'm still a packer of sorts at heart."

Rodney Dill said...

Ever seen a grown man naked Billy?

Rodney Dill said...


And we held on to each other
Like brother to brother
We promised our mothers we'd write

And we would all go down together
We said we'd all go down together
Yes we would all go down together

blue said...

two different reactions to Obama's new Christmas tree tax....

Obama Couldn’t Wait: His New Christmas Tree Tax

Mr Hankey said...

Texas A&M players practice for their next 10 years in the SEC.

dub said...

NERDS!!!!

jj said...

The Aggies react when they find out that m'chelle will be bringing the pre-game meal for homecoming...

wv: manhori...an Italian male prostitute.

jj said...

Sherman asks his players, "Hey guys, Richard Gere was at the game today....and um...he seems to have misplaced something. Anyone seen his pet gerbil?"

Anonymous said...

Coach: "LET ME SEE YOUR GLORY HOLE FACE!"

Player: "HERE IT IS COACH!"

-Oia-o

Anonymous said...

"But I don't want to be a VTK Monday Twink, Coach! And hand me a butt closure!"

-O-iao

essay help said...

Nice post!)

Dr. Doom said...

Moving to the SEC is a lot like surprise butt$ex for the Texas A&M players...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Group chant at #Occupy Locker Room

curly said...

Islamic Rage Boy has a tight end.

Anonymous said...


....75 miles until we get to the Chicken Ranch....

JohnS1959 said...

The scene moments before the the rhinoceros crashed through the ceiling killing everyone...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

OMFG Timmy, STOP! Don't bend over to pick up that bar of soap!

-OR-

Heyyy... there's a video cam in my locker and the cable runs straight into Sandusky's office!

-OR-

So that's why Sandusky had a Trojan dispenser attached to his desk.

-OR-

Sandusky's Motto: "Without hindsight, they never see you coming."
Gee, and here I thought he meant sacking the quarterback.

Dactyl said...

COBRA KAI!!!!!!

Dactyl said...

"Awesome game guys, very helpful and enlightening."

"HOW COME COACH ESSAY-HELP NEVER MAKES THE BEST-OFS???"

GregMan said...

"No, coach! Please don't trade me to Penn State!"

GregMan said...

"You kids get off Coach Sandusky's lawn!"

Anonymous said...

Coach! "And I what you to go out there and proudly defend the state's 'Steers and Queers' in this game."

Player: "I do the queers like you showed me, Coach!"

-Oi-ao