Saturday, November 26, 2011

Finishing Out the Football Season


1. "Since you're a summer, I chose something with a hint of Ochre. It will look fabulous, darling."

2. "Easy on the mascara, Billy. You look like a whore. Coach Sandusky likes his tricks natural."

3. "Mister, we all appreciate the makeovers, but you're not a coach or a parent ... who the Hell are you?"

4. "Coach, your faith in Icy Hot is astounding, but I don't think it's a recommended treatment for concussion."

5.  "And if you little sh-ts don't win this one, I swear to Allah I'll bring in Donkeykong Suh to stomp on your precious little heads." (ORA?)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Penn State; Recruting younger this year!

dub said...

Sorry I got it in your eye Tommy. Like mama always says, you never know where the first one is going.

dadoctah said...

"Sorry, right now I'm only painting butterflies and unicorns. Check with me after practice if you're interested in a tramp stamp."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jimmy, someday you're gonna have to man up and pick your own boogers.

-OR-

There, that eyeball popped right back in. No worries, you're good to go.

-OR-

Wow, you took quite a hit, Melvin. Your eye looks like a misaligned headlight. How's about we nickname you Lazy Eye?

jj said...

Tryouts for the Indianapolis Colts raised suspicions that they really wanted the first round draft pick.

Submariner said...

The other coach starts at the bottom...

Anonymous said...

"Hey kids, you beat the Colts, I think you can give them their uniforms back."

Vinneh

Dr. Doom said...

"Don't worry Billy", said Coach Sanduski, "It will come off in the shower after the game."