Saturday, November 19, 2011

Easy Rider

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1. Well, that's one way to make sure your b-tch doesn't fall off.

2. Pimp My Ride. UR Doin' it wrong, but you don't hear me complainin'

3.Last week, on Sturgis: After Dark...

4. What's most disturbing is he doesn't even ride. He just stands there doing a "Vroom! Vroom!" noise.

5. Weird part is, he's not even straight. His bike is a tribute to Lady Gaga.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Biker's Thawtbubble: Oh yeah, this is waaaay better than coming from Alabama with a banjo on my knee!

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Oh, Suzuki-Q, Baby I love you, Suzuki-Q"

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Take that Evel Knievel!

Best of Oiao
"Hey, does this sorry sack of shit dweeb on this pitiful example of a motorized two wheeled conveyence make my ass look fat?"

Best of Spin
Due to possible bresticle burnage this model does not offer reach arounds.

Best of dub
Its ok I guess....but you should see Coach Sandusky's bike.

17 comments:

Censors Hip said...

So dude, how many rides to the gallon ya get off that thing?

Anonymous said...

I'd be inpressed if it were on a Harley (yeah, I'm a Snob! - get over it).

Did this on the big bike with the particapant facing skyward.....Too Fun.....

O/I/A/O:-)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Biker's Thawtbubble: Oh yeah, this is waaaay better than coming from Alabama with a banjo on my knee!

-OR-

If mannequins could talk:
David! Stop singing "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes!" cause this city doesn't even have a steep hill.

-OR-

Tuck & Roll Detailing of Tijuana also offers a "San Francisco Twink" version, though a terse interdepartmental memo banned that model's use by CHIPs officers.

-OR-

The inflatable doll craze jumps the shark.

-OR-

How humiliating to have to tell the mechanic you can't turn it on. Erm, um, well, I'm having "ignition" trouble.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Oh, Suzuki-Q, Baby I love you, Suzuki-Q"

Anonymous said...

'Hardly' rode her!

- O, I, - A. O

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Take that Evel Knievel!

Anonymous said...

Got to love a biker bitch with a gas cap in her back!

-o....iaO

Anonymous said...

Gee. Do you think that her Butt Closure (TM) gets in the way of his helmet?

O--------------ia------------------0

Anonymous said...

"Hey, does this sorry sack of shit dweeb on this pitiful example of a motorized two wheeled conveyence make my ass look fat?"

---O.ia...O

Spin said...

Due to possible bresticle burnage this model does not offer reach arounds.

Kaptain Krude said...

Henry was tired of Luisa always complaining that he never took her anywhere.

jj said...

Obviously by her position she's fuel injected, not carburated.

dub said...

Its ok I guess....but you should see Coach Sandusky's bike.


wv: novein....he put it in that deep huh?

dub said...

Clearly that is a Kawasaki. If it was an American made Harley, you'd be able to see a fat roll or three.

Anonymous said...

Oh, fine. It won't be so funny when you see the Barney Frank model.

..........arf

Anonymous said...

Good one on the last one Dub!

mpur said...

This will never work. The exhaust pipe it totally blocked.