Monday, November 07, 2011

DRUDGE BREAKING: FIRST LADY PARTIALLY ERASED BY MYSTERY ASSAILANT.



Best of Unscrupulous
Painting larger parking spaces in the white house motor pool. Why do you ask?

Best of Unscrupulous
That reminds me. My barn needs a new coat of paint.

Threadwinner: Dr. Doom
The revenge of the chalk faced whores was a long time coming, but when it arrived, it was swift and terrible...

Best of Rodney Dill
"Living in the White House sort of rubs off on you after awhile."

13 comments:

blue said...

The wicked witch of the west wing & 2 of her munchkins.

Censors Hip said...

What a great idea! Clothes that are uglier than the wearer! Someone should make zillions off this idea.

Unscrupulous said...

Painting larger parking spaces in the white house motor pool. Why do you ask?

Unscrupulous said...

That reminds me. My barn needs a new coat of paint.

Dr. Doom said...

The revenge of the chalk faced whores was a long time coming, but when it arrived, it was swift and terrible...

Steve Bailey said...

Damn you political etch-n-sketch!!!

Anonymous said...

She only wishes, she too was half white!

-Oiao

Rodney Dill said...

"Living in the White House sort of rubs off on you after awhile."

mpur said...

That's what she gets for ignoring the wet paint sign.

Julie the Jarhead said...

How dare you??? Don't you know that this is what passes for 'style' these days??? Haven't you heard ... this lady is the second coming of Jackie Kennedy???

(Not really a caption, just some Tuesday morning sarcasm.)

jj said...

In Fox's next episode of Fringe, shape-shifters infiltrate the White House.

jj said...

The woman on the left is all smiles now.... until she witnesses the jaw unhinging process!

Mr Hankey said...

Michelle gets Barack Sr. and Ann Dunham together at the "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance before her entire world disappears. Soon after she lays into a kick-ass version of "Brick House" to the amazed 1955 crowd.