1. "All right, Mr. Soros, if you insist. 'De Camptown ladies sing this song, doo-dah! doo-dah!"
2. INVISBLE DEFICIT REDUKCHUN PLAN
3. "And I am confident that with my new, angry white policy advisor, we will soon know exactly where the white women are at."
4. The main thing Obama's rendition of "I Got Rhythm" demonstrated was that he didn't.
5. Standard Cap #446: "He's got the whole world.. (clap) ... in his hands... C'mon, what are you people, uptight or something."
Best of blue
"..and a want to announce that I have appointed Jerry Sandusky as my children's safe sex czar!"
Best of USMC2841
Daschle wonders how Obama's ass doesn't get jealous of the amount of crap that flows from his mouth.
Best of Unscrupulous
While BO's audience may have needed overly animated hand gestures to understand the meaning behind "silent but deadly"... Daschle didn't. He knew right off.
Best of Oiao
Photo of Obama explaing Macro and Micro Economics.... Nah! Just him explaining the cheese fry portion sizes that Mich'hell eats daily.
Best of Unscrup[ulous
What attracted me to M'Chelle? We'll, when I met her it was this big! I mean they, they were this long. Big. This big.
Best of GregMan
"I swear, Frank Marshall Davis stuck in this far in! Man, did I need a butt closure after that!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Is the country in good hands? Hey, man, I'm not Allstate. You takes your chances."
Best of metalgarth
And Prinicipal Skinner just watches Carl drone on in the school library for 30 minutes solid. The sad thing is that this was one of the better Simpson's episodes of the last decade.
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"..and a want to announce that I have appointed Jerry Sandusky as my children's safe sex czar!"
'..and I want to deny the rumors that Justin Beiber is the father of Sasha's baby."
"Boy, that Calista Gingrich is hot, isn't she!"
Daschle wonders how Obama's ass doesn't get jealous of the amount of crap that flows from his mouth.
"....and the cheeseburger was this big! And dammed if that Secret Service Agent didn't warn me that m'chelle was coming. He's now guarding a bank lobby in Nome, Alaska."
Kobe, I'm open!
"I am here to announce that M'Chel was sexually harassed by Herman Cain and that I watched. Now vote for me!"
While BO's audience may have needed overly animated hand gestures to understand the meaning behind "silent but deadly"... Daschle didn't. He knew right off.
Obama announces the upcoming Obama libray location will be at PS 222.
"I'm, um telling you now! Uh, if that Greens Keeper at Andrews AFB, ah, doesn't get his shit to, ah, gether, he will be needin a Butt Closure this big!"
-Oiao
Photo of Obama explaing Macro and Micro Economics.... Nah! Just him explaining the cheese fry portion sizes that Mich'hell eats daily.
-Oiao
Photo of Obama explaing Macro and Micro Economics.... Nah! Just him explaining the cheese fry portion sizes that Mich'hell eats daily.
-Oiao
Democratic Congress Critter's Thought Bubble: "We are so screwed in next year's elections1"
What attracted me to M'Chelle? We'll, when I met her it was this big! I mean they, they were this long. Big. This big.
I've heard of "phoning it in" but Obamalama just has the Secret Service wheel a wax dummy around to various events... nobody can tell the difference.
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Do I favor Dewey Decimal or BISAC? Well, I think Dewey lost an election and BI-SAC sounds nice and liberal, so I'll go with BISAC. Why do you ask?
"I swear, Frank Marshall Davis stuck in this far in! Man, did I need a butt closure after that!"
"No, really, Hillary's is only this big! M'chel's is way bigger!"
"My favorite book? Everybody Poops, of course. It gave me the inspiration for my economic policy!"
Drudge Developing:
The President announced today that he would hire a Soccer Czar and an Archery Czar to oversee HUD projects from now on. The move was taken to avoid further episodes of co-mingling these important sports. In other news, polls indicate that the vast majority of archery enthusiasts are Republican while most soccer players are Democrats...
Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
I dropped the baby... I don't know why.
"Is the country in good hands? Hey, man, I'm not Allstate. You takes your chances."
"...'bout like this. You see, black men aren't really bigger; black women are smaller." ATDHE
"...and that is why I've ordered all these books replaced with copies of Das Kapital and Dreams of my Father."
Michelle: "Whatever you do Barry, don't drop my crystal vase."
And Prinicipal Skinner just watches Carl drone on in the school library for 30 minutes solid. The sad thing is that this was one of the better Simpson's episodes of the last decade.
I kid you not. Today, my very first drive, this far from the hole. This far! And you should have seen my second drive...
"...Consequently, we will be redistributing all of these non-linear differential equations textbooks to the remedial business math students because we stand with the 99%", announced Mr. Obama.
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