Saturday, November 26, 2011

Clearing Out All These Football pics


1. No one was surprised when 'Twilight' devolved into vampo-pedophilia.

2. OM NOM NOM NOM

3. "Aw, crap, it's La Familia . Sorry, Billy, I'm gonna have to use you as a human shield."

4. "Fart! Fart, Damn you!"

5. "Mmmm, delicious back sweat."

16 comments:

dub said...

"You're my favorite tight end John".

"I'm a linebacker"

"I know. Your point?"

Submariner said...

Looks like Peyton is getting a little desperate in trying to find a neck treatment that can save the Colt's season...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Idea for the Redskins?
With so many players out with injuries and suspensions, Coach Varney put in some inflatable dolls.... nobody noticed the substitutions AND the team actually scored more points.

-OR-

The team was so bad...
How bad was it, Johnny?
The team was so bad, they had to hire Pat as the official grief counselor.

jj said...

I know Tony, I know. You've grown up and Coach Jerry isn't interested anymore...

blue said...

Tickle the Pickle...on 2

Rodney Dill said...

Proper applicaton of Butt-Closures:101

Rodney Dill said...

"I know you prefer to play tight end, but right now I really need you in the position of wide receiver."

Dactyl said...

I didn't know Peyton Manning was in the new Twilight movie.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, this is the worst ballroom dancing class I've ever taken."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Stop crying, maybe it's only a rumor that Barney Frank is not running for reelection in 2012........

sonicfrog said...

The boring version of "giving head".

Rodney Dill said...

"I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy."
"The clown has no penis..."

Dr. Doom said...

Coach Jones's suspicions were confirmed when he caught a whiff of Coach Sanduski's cologne on his starting tight end...

Shayne said...

I see Coach Sandusky found another place to work.

Submariner said...

AoM doesnt have this outfit, but she DOES know this maneuver...

Unscrupulous said...

Kuato's brother gets an ass protruding from his chest.