1. No one was surprised when 'Twilight' devolved into vampo-pedophilia.
2. OM NOM NOM NOM
3. "Aw, crap, it's La Familia . Sorry, Billy, I'm gonna have to use you as a human shield."
4. "Fart! Fart, Damn you!"
5. "Mmmm, delicious back sweat."
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"You're my favorite tight end John".
"I'm a linebacker"
"I know. Your point?"
Looks like Peyton is getting a little desperate in trying to find a neck treatment that can save the Colt's season...
Idea for the Redskins?
With so many players out with injuries and suspensions, Coach Varney put in some inflatable dolls.... nobody noticed the substitutions AND the team actually scored more points.
-OR-
The team was so bad...
How bad was it, Johnny?
The team was so bad, they had to hire Pat as the official grief counselor.
I know Tony, I know. You've grown up and Coach Jerry isn't interested anymore...
Tickle the Pickle...on 2
Proper applicaton of Butt-Closures:101
"I know you prefer to play tight end, but right now I really need you in the position of wide receiver."
I didn't know Peyton Manning was in the new Twilight movie.
"Man, this is the worst ballroom dancing class I've ever taken."
Stop crying, maybe it's only a rumor that Barney Frank is not running for reelection in 2012........
The boring version of "giving head".
"I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy."
"The clown has no penis..."
Coach Jones's suspicions were confirmed when he caught a whiff of Coach Sanduski's cologne on his starting tight end...
I see Coach Sandusky found another place to work.
AoM doesnt have this outfit, but she DOES know this maneuver...
Kuato's brother gets an ass protruding from his chest.
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