Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Check Out the Hog


1. "It's that breeder b-tch Elizabeth Hasselback. Get out my AK. Now!"

2. ♪ ♫ "Sunday Monday Happy Days! Tuesday Wednesday, Happy Days!..." ♪ ♫

3. "I'm sorry you lost your softball game, Rosie. Who knew the Secretary of State had such a powerful arm." 

4.  (Sigh) "Rosie, can we please stop circling Demi Moore's house. She's clearly not interested in a rebound-revenge f-ck." 

5.  "On second thought, let's stick with Lorenzo Lamas for the lead in 'Renegade.'" 


Best of Passionate Conservative
"Terminator 6: The Next Generation" wasn't well received by the action movie crowd

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey does anyone know how to get to the Town Hall in Sturgis", asked Rosie...

Best of Passionate Conservative
Gee Rosie, I never rode on a Harley Davidson Sybian before!

Best of dub
Rosie and her friend head off to Occupy Haagen Daaz.

Best of HLam
Not able to do a complete reach around, Rosie's b*tch fell off at the first pothole.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
    It is refreshing to see mudflaps on a motorcycle making a comeback.

Best of jj
When Rosie pulls into the Harley-Davidson dealer and says that she wants her oil changed, all the mechanics run in fear.

Best of metalgarth
    Tommy Lee has really let himself go!

Best of Dactyl
Jabba the Hutt got his start in organized crime as a member of a motorcycle gang.

Best of sonicfrog
Photoshop Alert: I have it on good authority that bike does not hold that much weight.

 

22 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

"Terminator 6: The Next Generation" wasn't well received by the action movie crowd

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey does anyone know how to get to the Town Hall in Sturgis", asked Rosie...

Dr. Doom said...

The new Harley with the Sybian saddle opened up whole new markets for both companies...

Double the U said...

The inspiration for Dumb and Dumber.

Passionate Conservative said...

Gee Rosie, I never rode on a Harley Davidson Sybian before!

dub said...

Am I the only one that at quick glance thought the gas tank was Rosie's gunt?

dub said...

Rosie and her friend head off to Occupy Haagen Daaz.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

They say you can spot happy motorcyclists by the bugs in their teeth, but that cow keeps her mouth open so she can swallow them.

-OR-

Dub, for your sake do NOT open the link!
Rosie could be in a remake of Mad Max... as a motorcycle gang groupie.

HLam said...

Not able to do a complete reach around, Rosie's b*tch fell off at the first pothole.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

It is refreshing to see mudflaps on a motorcycle making a comeback.

jj said...

Clay IS dead. I Will be President of SAMCRO!

jj said...

When Rosie pulls into the Harley-Davidson dealer and says that she wants her oil changed, all the mechanics run in fear.

metalgarth said...

Tommy Lee has really let himself go!

racerboy said...

"Whose chopper eez thees?"

Steve O said...

It's sorta hard to tell where the gas tank ends and the gas bag begins.

GregMan said...

So this is what Barnie Frank is doing now that he's retired.

GregMan said...

I knew it was only a matter of time before Ang Lee reimagined "Orange County Choppers".

Spin said...

Purple engineer CROCs™?

Shayne said...

Um, I see 2 hogs and one passenger. The one with the wheels is might fine. The other one, gross.

Dactyl said...

Jabba the Hutt got his start in organized crime as a member of a motorcycle gang.

sonicfrog said...

Photoshop Alert: I have it on good authority that bike does not hold that much weight.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When I first saw this headline, I thought Rosie's motorcycle must be in the repair shop - Pig learns to walk upright on its front legs