Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Changing Face of Stupid


1. If we can put three useless Demonrat senators into the Phantom Zone, why can't we put them all in there.

2. Patty Murray permanent thoughtbubble: "Derrrrrr!"

3. Three different people, three different reactions to laxatives kicking in.

4. Democrat women: As smart as they are beautiful.

5. You know, if Obama can win the Nobel Prize, Patty Murray ought to have a shot at People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People.

Best of Dactyl
    Guest starring in the season finale of The Walking Dead...

Best of Shayne
    The ugliness! It's blinding! And it's making everything askew!!!

Best of Jack Reacher
    Their response to the question "What means ORA?"

Best of Jack Reacher
    Study hard in school, kids, or you could end up like this.

Best of prince of leaves
(Clockwise from top) "Damn, where'd they find the pictures...?", "Ahh, memories!", and "Oh Congressman Frank..." Three Democrat senators react to seeing goatse for the first time.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Behind the expression: I love marijuana. Oh look, a cute little rat just scurried under O's podium. I really love marijuana.

Best of Unscrupulous
    In an attempt to fool the voters, a photo was released showing them leaning to the right.

Best of racerboy
    Senior Party Leaders anxiously await the new "Best Of" postings from V the K.

11 comments:

Dactyl said...

Guest starring in the season finale of The Walking Dead...

jimmy said...

Members of the Supercommittee learn that the $10 trillion savings will now have to be taken from their paychecks for the next 45,000 years.

Shayne said...

The ugliness! It's blinding! And it's making everything askew!!!

Jack Reacher said...

Their response to the question "What means ORA?"

Jack Reacher said...

Study hard in school, kids, or you could end up like this.

prince of leaves said...

(Clockwise from top) "Damn, where'd they find the pictures...?", "Ahh, memories!", and "Oh Congressman Frank..." Three Democrat senators react to seeing goatse for the first time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

His thawtbubble: We didn't fail so much as we maintained the status quo. Time for a 3-martini lunch!

-OR-

Her expression: The porch light's on but nobody's home.

-OR-

Behind the expression: I love marijuana. Oh look, a cute little rat just scurried under O's podium. I really love marijuana.

-OR-

OMG, OMG, he just put his hand on my ass! Now he's rubbing it! Stay calm girl, stay calm.

WordVerify: hypyery - a gathering of tie-dyed, straggly-haired old dopers

Unscrupulous said...

In an attempt to fool the voters, a photo was released showing them leaning to the right.

racerboy said...

Senior Party Leaders anxiously await the new "Best Of" postings from V the K.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Are we all really leaning left, or are the roofies kicking in?

JohnS1959 said...

The Buffoons Anonymous representatives arrive at CNN Studios for their press conference...