1. "That reminds me, Dear, you have an interview with Andrew Sullivan tomorrow."
2. "... And Anderson Cooper."
3. "... And Brian Williams."
4. "Frank Marshal Davis would be so proud if he could see you today, honey."
5. "The safe school czar wanted to know if the concession stand had any really small hot dogs."
Best of dub
Man behind M'Chelle thought bubble: "Oh my god...there's two of them. I'm gonna get robbed I just know it!"
Best of blue
Look M'Chel, this is how we Tickle the Pickle in the Chicago gay bathhouses......
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
As the teleprompter slowly crawls...
1 - OPEN WIDE
2 - Shove it in your pie hole.
3 - Bite down.
4 - Chew it you idiot!!! Don't swallow it whole!
Best of Steve O
Oh man, Bachman is better at EVERYTHING!
22 comments:
In a blatant attempt to curry favor with Michele Bachmann voters, the President eats a hotdog in public. The ploy was not effective...
You do know there's a Secret Service guy whose entire job is to make sure nobody gets within six feet of that water bottle on the floor?
M'Chelle thought bubble: "Do it with no hands and then I'm impressed."
M'Chelle thought bubble: "I cant believes they was out of chicken."
Man behind M'Chelle thought bubble: "Oh my god...there's two of them. I'm gonna get robbed I just know it!"
"Sigh". This just makes me miss Reggie Love all the more.
I didn't know Ang Lee was doing a remake of All The President's Men.
Look M'Chel, this is how we Tickle the Pickle in the Chicago gay bathhouses......
Michelle: "Damn, I could really use a corn dog right now."
"Hmmph," M'Chel thought, unimpressed. "I could unhinge my jaw and swallow that thing in one gulp."
"Funny...Barney Frank just came to mind all of a sudden..." Smells can trigger the strangest of subliminal messages.
Funny!
...and Folsom Street shuddered with delight.
As the teleprompter slowly crawls...
1 - OPEN WIDE
2 - Shove it in your pie hole.
3 - Bite down.
4 - Chew it you idiot!!! Don't swallow it whole!
WordVerify: dialint - Something younger readers (with ipods) won't remember... dust bunnies under the telephone dial.
obama thought bubble, "Man, this hot dog tastes funny."
m'chelle thought bubble, "Hope he likes that Hebrew National."
FOOOOD FIIIIGHT!!!
Important safety tip: do not do that in the presence of the Secret Service.
"Show me all you want but the answer is still NO!"
Barry is practicing his gift giving for Barney Franks going away party.
The Occupy NBA movement swears to never give up.
Oh man, Bachman is better at EVERYTHING!
Having solved all of the nation's woes, Barack Obama takes in a basketball game.
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