1. "That reminds me, Dear, you have an interview with Andrew Sullivan tomorrow."
2. "... And Anderson Cooper."
3. "... And Brian Williams."
4. "Frank Marshal Davis would be so proud if he could see you today, honey."
5. "The safe school czar wanted to know if the concession stand had any really small hot dogs."
Best of dub
Man behind M'Chelle thought bubble: "Oh my god...there's two of them. I'm gonna get robbed I just know it!"
Best of blue
Look M'Chel, this is how we Tickle the Pickle in the Chicago gay bathhouses......
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
As the teleprompter slowly crawls...
1 - OPEN WIDE
2 - Shove it in your pie hole.
3 - Bite down.
4 - Chew it you idiot!!! Don't swallow it whole!
Best of Steve O
Oh man, Bachman is better at EVERYTHING!