Monday, November 28, 2011

Bammy Swallows a Weiner

Al


1. "That reminds me, Dear, you have an interview with Andrew Sullivan tomorrow."

2. "... And Anderson Cooper."

3. "... And Brian Williams."

4. "Frank Marshal Davis would be so proud if he could see you today, honey."

5. "The safe school czar wanted to know if the concession stand had any really small hot dogs."

Best of dub
Man behind M'Chelle thought bubble: "Oh my god...there's two of them. I'm gonna get robbed I just know it!"

Best of blue
Look M'Chel, this is how we Tickle the Pickle in the Chicago gay bathhouses......


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
   As the teleprompter slowly crawls...
    1 - OPEN WIDE
    2 - Shove it in your pie hole.
    3 - Bite down.
    4 - Chew it you idiot!!! Don't swallow it whole!

Best of Steve O
Oh man, Bachman is better at EVERYTHING!

22 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

In a blatant attempt to curry favor with Michele Bachmann voters, the President eats a hotdog in public. The ploy was not effective...

dadoctah said...

You do know there's a Secret Service guy whose entire job is to make sure nobody gets within six feet of that water bottle on the floor?

dub said...

M'Chelle thought bubble: "Do it with no hands and then I'm impressed."

dub said...

M'Chelle thought bubble: "I cant believes they was out of chicken."

dub said...

Man behind M'Chelle thought bubble: "Oh my god...there's two of them. I'm gonna get robbed I just know it!"

GregMan said...

"Sigh". This just makes me miss Reggie Love all the more.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Ang Lee was doing a remake of All The President's Men.

blue said...

Look M'Chel, this is how we Tickle the Pickle in the Chicago gay bathhouses......

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle: "Damn, I could really use a corn dog right now."

prince of leaves said...

"Hmmph," M'Chel thought, unimpressed. "I could unhinge my jaw and swallow that thing in one gulp."

prince of leaves said...

"Funny...Barney Frank just came to mind all of a sudden..." Smells can trigger the strangest of subliminal messages.

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Passionate Conservative said...

...and Folsom Street shuddered with delight.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As the teleprompter slowly crawls...
1 - OPEN WIDE
2 - Shove it in your pie hole.
3 - Bite down.
4 - Chew it you idiot!!! Don't swallow it whole!

WordVerify: dialint - Something younger readers (with ipods) won't remember... dust bunnies under the telephone dial.

jj said...

obama thought bubble, "Man, this hot dog tastes funny."

m'chelle thought bubble, "Hope he likes that Hebrew National."

Dactyl said...

FOOOOD FIIIIGHT!!!

Important safety tip: do not do that in the presence of the Secret Service.

Spin said...

"Show me all you want but the answer is still NO!"

Shayne said...

Barry is practicing his gift giving for Barney Franks going away party.

Rodney Dill said...

The Occupy NBA movement swears to never give up.

Steve O said...

Oh man, Bachman is better at EVERYTHING!

Kaptain Krude said...

Having solved all of the nation's woes, Barack Obama takes in a basketball game.

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