Wednesday, November 30, 2011
The Ass Man Cometh
1.SCOAMF Thoughtbubble: "This is like an aerial view of the Black Sea."
2. "I wonder if I should have Sir Mix-A-Lot at one of our Wednesday Night White House parties. Nah, M'Chel would kill me."
3. Hmm, her tramp stamp reads 'Clinton was here.' Wonder which one it was.
4. Sensing he was in the presence of a more dominant power, the SCOAMF instinctively bowed to her ass.
5. "Why does she smell like raccoons?" the SCOAMF wondered.
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama later got the charges reduced to 'Just following too close.'
Best of mpur
badonka..uhm...donk
Best of Double the U
Oh yea, nothing like a chalk-assed whore.
Best of blue
"something I'm good at" mused the SCOAMF, "leading from behind!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Damn, she's got a few term papers hidden in there, let me tell ya."
Best of Rodney Dill
"My God... It's full of stars..."
Best of Dr. Doom
In order to keep one step ahead of the President's repeated gaffes, his handlers have to find unique places to install his teleprompters...
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Obama later got the charges reduced to 'Just following too close.'
Thought bubble: "Last time I saw this much black and white was at my family reunion when everyone was smiling".
ATDHE
BO is reminded that he can't ignore Texas.
badonka..uhm...donk
Oh yea, nothing like a chalk-assed whore.
"something I'm good at" mused the SCOAMF, "leading from behind!"
"I just thought I'd try out Herman Cain's Telerumpter"
I didn't know that I was following Stabenow....
"Man, Sisyphus had it easy."
Thawtbubble: "Back back back it up like a Tonka Truck!"
vw: sumpi. (She's had some.)
Now that's what I call a great Outback.
Feh, Mooch's is bigger.
"I think I've figured out what's dense enough to shield our infrastructure from an EMP attack."
"Damn, she's got a few term papers hidden in there, let me tell ya."
Lost in a Thawtbubble: What the heck rhymes with giant chankles? defiant mangles... noncompliance rankles... client strangled...Charlie Rangel's.....
-OR-
Obamalama's secret elephant ankle fetish was outed when he tripped on the first step.
"My God... It's full of stars..."
Dancing With The Czars
In search of a clue... and still searching.
She's ginger... she's white... maybe it's time to go Herman Cain on her.
In order to keep one step ahead of the President's repeated gaffes, his handlers have to find unique places to install his teleprompters...
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