Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Ass Man Cometh


1.SCOAMF Thoughtbubble: "This is like an aerial view of the Black Sea."

2. "I wonder if I should have Sir Mix-A-Lot at one of our Wednesday Night White House parties. Nah, M'Chel would kill me."

3. Hmm, her tramp stamp reads 'Clinton was here.' Wonder which one it was.

4. Sensing he was in the presence of a more dominant power, the SCOAMF instinctively bowed to her ass.

5. "Why does she smell like raccoons?" the SCOAMF wondered.

Best of Rodney Dill
    Obama later got the charges reduced to 'Just following too close.'

Best of mpur
   badonka..uhm...donk

Best of Double the U
    Oh yea, nothing like a chalk-assed whore.

Best of blue
    "something I'm good at" mused the SCOAMF, "leading from behind!"

Best of Jack Reacher
    "Damn, she's got a few term papers hidden in there, let me tell ya."

Best of Rodney Dill
    "My God... It's full of stars..."

Best of Dr. Doom
In order to keep one step ahead of the President's repeated gaffes, his handlers have to find unique places to install his teleprompters...

20 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Obama later got the charges reduced to 'Just following too close.'

dub said...

Thought bubble: "Last time I saw this much black and white was at my family reunion when everyone was smiling".

ATDHE

Unscrupulous said...

BO is reminded that he can't ignore Texas.

mpur said...

badonka..uhm...donk

Double the U said...

Oh yea, nothing like a chalk-assed whore.

blue said...

"something I'm good at" mused the SCOAMF, "leading from behind!"

Rodney Dill said...

"I just thought I'd try out Herman Cain's Telerumpter"

jj said...

I didn't know that I was following Stabenow....

Rodney Dill said...

"Man, Sisyphus had it easy."

Steve O said...

Thawtbubble: "Back back back it up like a Tonka Truck!"


vw: sumpi. (She's had some.)

Dactyl said...

Now that's what I call a great Outback.

Shayne said...

Feh, Mooch's is bigger.

Jack Reacher said...

"I think I've figured out what's dense enough to shield our infrastructure from an EMP attack."

Jack Reacher said...

"Damn, she's got a few term papers hidden in there, let me tell ya."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lost in a Thawtbubble: What the heck rhymes with giant chankles? defiant mangles... noncompliance rankles... client strangled...Charlie Rangel's.....

-OR-

Obamalama's secret elephant ankle fetish was outed when he tripped on the first step.

Rodney Dill said...

"My God... It's full of stars..."

Rodney Dill said...

Dancing With The Czars

Rodney Dill said...

In search of a clue... and still searching.

metalgarth said...

She's ginger... she's white... maybe it's time to go Herman Cain on her.

Dr. Doom said...

In order to keep one step ahead of the President's repeated gaffes, his handlers have to find unique places to install his teleprompters...