Monday, November 14, 2011

And now, Scott Pelley does his impression of a short-bus kid who just crapped his pants and is enjoying the warm gushiness.



1. "Wow, this butt closure feels *wonderful.*]

9 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Thank you for that erudite answer Mr. Gingrich", replied the moderator, "That was, in fact, an exceedingly stupid question."

Submariner said...

In "Scott Pelley vs the Universe," the bad guy wins in the first 30 seconds...
Not that audiences had a problem with it.

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Anonymous said...

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Dr. Doom said...

"Mr Cain", asked the moderator, "How would I go about getting a job interview with you?"

jj said...

Pelley, "No I'm not running for president. Are you?"

Pelley's next Dan Rather moment will involve some forged documents?

wv: butza...Italian butt closures?

Jack Reacher said...

"No, it was another network that did the rigged exploding trucks. We did the fake National Guard memos. Anyway, back to our unbiased panel..."

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, Scott, having you at our debate is like having Yasir Arafat at a bar mitzvah. I'm just saying."

Submariner said...

During the debate, Scott took a moment for a vivid daydream involving soap on a rope and Jerry Snadusky...