Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Airborne Rhino. Why, I don't know

Shayne


1. "Are you enjoying the view Mr. Romney?"

2. You think he's scared now, wait until he finds out he's going to Enumclaw.

3. Now David Blaine's just getting weird.


4. The Flying Wallendas decided their act needed a little more "Oomph!"

5. And then in 2009, Andrew Sullivan became the charter member of the Mile-High-S&M-Bestiality Club.

Best of Censors Hip
"...and then the Rhino shits on the illegal border crossers....we now have a green solution...lets see the republicans top this....."

Best of curly
Who knew they made Michael Moore piñatas?

Best of Rodney Dill
"Talk to me Goose."

Best of jj
The government of South Africa flies in a snack for m'chelles recent visit.

Best of Rodney Dill
TetherRhino... Africa's deadliest game.

best of dadoctah
Sarah Palin's Thanksgiving dinner preparations are proceeding ahead of schedule.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Man! You take one hit of acid in 1968...

Best of JohnS1959
"This will teach those Greenpeace bastards not to mess with us", mumbled the WWF activist as he headed out to sea to bomb the Rainbow Warrior.

Threadwinner: Carpe Phlogiston
Determined to prove they're not totally incompetent, FEMA quickly airlifts supplies to quake victims in Oklahoma.

28 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

African Jarts

Rodney Dill said...

"Hang the black rhino? RACIST!!!!"

(ATDHE)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Zulu's Fight Dirty
Monty Python's never before release skit. Bombs away!

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Wildlife poachers are getting awfully brazen.

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Typical nightmare for a sleeping rhino that's afraid of heights.

Rodney Dill said...

Rhinoplasty - ur doin it rong.

Censors Hip said...

"...and then the Rhino shits on the illegal border crossers....we now have a green solution...lets see the republicans top this....."

curly said...

Kobe! I'm open!

curly said...

Who knew they made Michael Moore piñatas?

Mr Hankey said...

Feeding time at the White House

Rodney Dill said...

"Talk to me Goose."

Rodney Dill said...

The Pit and the Rhindulum

dub said...

Did they get the woman out of it first?

jj said...

where will your natives be when the rino's laxative kicks in?

jj said...

The government of South Africa flies in a snack for m'chelles recent visit.

Rodney Dill said...

An offshoot of the pony express made it possible to deliver exotic animals almost anywhere for almost nothing.

Rodney Dill said...

...alright... Who revved up the Heart of Gold.

Rodney Dill said...

TetherRhino... Africa's deadliest game.

dadoctah said...

"Hey, I can see my house from here!"

dadoctah said...

Sarah Palin's Thanksgiving dinner preparations are proceeding ahead of schedule.

JohnS1959 said...

RINOs complained bitterly when Speaker Boehner started flying commercial...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers: WTF??

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Domino's of Uganda commercial:
"If we don't deliver our special Rhino Pizza in 30-minutes, the meal's free."
Bombs Away!

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Rhino Thawtbubble: When did Websters redefine "free range" herds?

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African Boy Scouts version of "cow-tipping" so young males can earn bravery badges:
1) sneak up on a sleeping rhino.
2) tie a big helium balloon to each leg.
3) let go of the balloons, slap it on the rump and run.

Anonymous said...

"Mitt had to be airlifted from the debate after being unable to walk from laughing so hard, after telling Perry in the debate, "It's okay, Rick. Two out of three's a HECK of a batting average."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Man! You take one hit of acid in 1968...

Dr. Doom said...

The President's rhinoceros redistribution plan is going swimmingly but whatever you do don't ask about the carbon footprint...

JohnS1959 said...

Ted Nugent makes a statement...

JohnS1959 said...

"This will teach those Greenpeace bastards not to mess with us", mumbled the WWF activist as he headed out to sea to bomb the Rainbow Warrior.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Determined to prove they're not totally incompetent, FEMA quickly airlifts supplies to quake victims in Oklahoma.

Dactyl said...

That's what happens if you get too horny in public in south Sudan these days.

Army of Dad said...

4. The Flying Wallendas decided their act needed a little more "Oprah!"

Fixed