1. Organizers were ecstatic when Onyango Obama joined the Occupy Wall Street protest, but it turns out he was just looking for a place to sleep it off.
2. In yet another incoherent expression of rage, an Occupy Wall Street protester expresses his distaste for Fox's Saturday Night programming schedule.
3. Somebody left their Department of Justice resume taped to the head of a dead hobo.
4. "I hate f---ing cops too!" Sully simpered. "They promise they'll call the next morning but they never do."
5. Finally! An Occupy Wall Street protester with a coherent message!
Best of Dr. Doom
Officer Steve's undercover disguise failed him when the perps noticed the donut crumbs in his beard...
Best of GregMan
Oddly enough, Zeke's spelling and grammar was better than 99% of the liberal arts majors in the Wall Street protests.
Best of sonicfrog
George Clinton?... No!!!!!!
Best of Submariner
Terrelle Pryor somehow finds a way to wait out his suspension...
Best of jj
After going on a weekend bender Tayshawn finds out his bros dropped him off in Macon County Georgia...
Best of Vinneh
Oh yeah, the next time you're in trouble, call a community activist! Oh, we did that already.
Best of Kaptain Krude
What a coincidence! They fucking hate you too!
Best of Rodney Dill
Edmunds friends would occasionally leave him on a park bench in Livonia.
Best of Submariner
'Weekend At Leroy's'
Coming this fall to a 'hood near you.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Toward the end, Shaft really let himself go.
Best of dadoctah
Mr Phoenix? Joaquim? Wake up, it's time for your scene.
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Officer Steve's undercover disguise failed him when the perps noticed the donut crumbs in his beard...
A mantra becomes an epitaph...
Another wino acting stupidly.
Finally the identity of The Term Paper Spammer lies revealed.
Oddly enough, Zeke's spelling and grammar was better than 99% of the liberal arts majors in the Wall Street protests.
George Clinton?... No!!!!!!
DRUDGEBREAKING:
After reviewing the latest opinion polls, the White House decided to name a Special Prosecutor to investigate the Attorney General's involvement in Fast and Furious.
Developing...
Disney added a new black layabout to the "Pirate's of the Caribbean" ride, eh? Any bets how long it takes for Rev. Jesse and Dawn to protest?
Terrelle Pryor somehow finds a way to wait out his suspension...
After going on a weekend bender Tayshawn finds out his bros dropped him off in Macon County Georgia...
Oh yeah, the next time you're in trouble, call a community activist! Oh, we did that already.
Vinneh
When Elmer regains consciousness after that SWAT team ass whoopin, somebody might want to tell him about that "kick me" sign on his hat. His pal Rufus would, but old Rufus he's a'laughing too hard.
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While off-duty, TSA rent-a-cops try to fit in with their homies.
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The pay's okay and includes full hospitalization, but Amos still dreads being the bait for Internal Affairs stings targeting abusive rogue officers.
What a coincidence! They fucking hate you too!
FOX News Alert!
President Obama has announced a new Green Jobs Czar with no connections to Solyndra. Vice President Biden vows to remember this one's name.
@Sub - Is Biden still alive? I swear the podium stalking rat gets more coverage than ol'Joe. Figured maybe he was playing Indiana Jones and wandered into the Camp David catacombs without a map.
What? Obama even has more relatives in the US?
The ennui of hate
Edmunds friends would occasionally leave him on a park bench in Livonia.
'Weekend At Leroy's'
Coming this fall to a 'hood near you.
I freely admit, I'm not an expert in demographics, but I think the black panther - neon elf thing is gonna fold faster than Playboy Club ...
Toward the end, Shaft really let himself go.
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Gutterblogging
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Texting - FAIL
Mr Phoenix? Joaquim? Wake up, it's time for your scene.
AP News India - Following the success of a limited-range cellphone that resembles a brick you yell at so anyone nearby can hear, a 2-cent an hour R&D beta tester demonstrates a prototype $35 iPod-like tablet manufactured entirely from recycled papyrus.
WordVerify: urgies - what you get when your laxatives kick in
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