We'll just do the top one, k?
1. "I can't believe none of you has ever seen an uncircumcised c-ck before."
2. "Yo, Ronaldo, my eyes are up here!"
3. "I know this may not be the time or the place, but check out my Prince Albert."
4. "Guys, there will be plenty of time to stare at my c-ck later in the locker room, right now, we got a game to win."
5. "Yes, Tom, that is *exactly* why I get straight A's in Mrs. LeTourneau's English class."
Best of metalgarth
Is Ang Lee coaching hugh school football now?
Best of blue
"Damn, I made a date with a girl named Holly on Craig's List & all of you guys show up?"
Best of Censors Hip
OK guys, watch as number 3 demonstrates how it's done
Best of White Castle Slider
OKAY!
Who's the joker that Super-Glued Matt's Helmet onto his head!!!!!!
Best of Dr. Doom
The guys weren't too sure about the new coach. Practice drills were a bit strange and all of the cameras were downright creepy...
Best of Submariner
That's right, boys; Enzyte. Now who wants to buy a couple tabs?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You're kidding? It actually states in that egomaniac's contract that we have to kiss and praise his johnson before every game??
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Is Ang Lee coaching hugh school football now?
"Damn, I made a date with a girl named Holly on Craig's List & all of you guys show up?"
Tell me that photograph isn't really by Joe McNeel.
OK guys, watch as number 3 demonstrates how it's done
ORA: with the way that they are lined up #8 must be Freddie Mercury!!
OK guys, kiss this or kiss the moose!
Coach Feemster solved the problem of forgotten plays by drawing pass patterns on the QB's pants.
Now, he's got another problem.
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Betting on the game - illegal
Betting on when Tommy notices Lucy in her cheerleader outfit - legal
Betting on whether Tommy's circumsized - just plain creepy
"I think it moved, Jerry" [ORA Seinfeld]
QB, "Ok guys, settle down...you'll all get a chance to play center..."
You guys realize that now that Tressel's gone we have to take the bus??
OKAY!
Who's the joker that Super-Glued Matt'a Helmet onto his head!!!!!!
The guys weren't too sure about the new coach. Practice drills were a bit strange and all of the cameras were downright creepy...
"Hey guys, Coach Jones has come up with a new numbering system, I'm number 8 because... well you know", said Frank, "Oh and number 69 will be late to practice, coach said he would be busy for a while."
Number 47 said to number 3
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
With the repeal of DADT, Army's football team adds an extra practice session
That's right, boys; Enzyte. Now who wants to buy a couple tabs?
"Well, you did lose the bet, Dave."
Art Schlichter worked out a way to pay off those gambling debts.
Since #8 won the that huge lotto drawing, everyone on the team's been sucking up to him.
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You're kidding? It actually states in that egomaniac's contract that we have to kiss and praise his johnson before every game??
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