Sunday, October 16, 2011

Sunday All Skate


Best of dadoctah
Bipartisan compromise: it works just about this well.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Cat to Dog: Good thing we're not in Korea, Rex.

Best of Rodney Dill
Who took my cheese?

Best of Artfldgr
A year ago we both would have gone for it, but that's before they took our balls off...

Best of Artfldgr
Can humans count?

Best of Artfldgr
There used to be three of us...
now we wonder

19 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"See there fluffy," barked Rex, "The 99% vegan hippies are annoying but if you grind them up they make a fine hamburger..."

Mr. Right said...

No! No! No! We askd for CHEEZburgerz!!!

Mr. Right said...

No! No! No! We askd for CHEEZburgerz!!!

dadoctah said...

Bipartisan compromise: it works just about this well.

Submariner said...

That'a about as likely to happen as Obamama and Boehner going golfing together or Hitler and Churchill sharing afternoon tea.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cat to Dog: Go on, try one, you know you wanna.

-OR-

Dog to Cat: I swear, if you put your ear up close you can hear them moo.

-OR-

Cat to Dog: Good thing we're not in Korea, Rex.

-OR-

Dog to Cat: Jim really likes his burgers rare. The one on the bottom left just twitched!

-OR-

(6.3-seconds later)
Cat to Dog: I can't believe you ate the whole thing!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cat to Dog: You know... we're domesticated so technically I suppose we should avoid raw meat.
Dog to Cat: I likes your thinking. Good enough for me. NOM NOM NOM

-OR-

Cat to Dog: Gawd, you're such a pig!
Dog to Cat: Once you've gone burger, you never go back. URP!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dog to Cat: My friend Rover says the cows at his farm refer to hamburger as Soylent Green. What's that mean??

-OR-

Cat to Dog: This is driving me crazy. I swear I smell turkey.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

99% Commercial #12
Just one banker, congressman or lawyer can feed an entire New Guinean family for a week. When you make a contribution, you'll get a picture and a nice letter.

Rodney Dill said...

I can haz?

Rodney Dill said...

Who took my cheese?

Anonymous said...

Notice that the grapes are easily within reach. Even animals want what they can't have.

jj said...

We all know the dog wants to eat the pussy...

Artfldgr said...

Why cant we take our eyes off that thing?

Artfldgr said...

A year ago we both would have gone for it, but that's before they took our balls off...

Artfldgr said...

Can humans count?

Artfldgr said...

There used to be three of us...
now we wonder

Artfldgr said...

They eat this, we get kibble, and neutered... mans best friend my...

Anonymous said...

"If that's ground postman, I'm going for it, Tunce"!

Vinneh