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"See there fluffy," barked Rex, "The 99% vegan hippies are annoying but if you grind them up they make a fine hamburger..."
No! No! No! We askd for CHEEZburgerz!!!
Bipartisan compromise: it works just about this well.
That'a about as likely to happen as Obamama and Boehner going golfing together or Hitler and Churchill sharing afternoon tea.
Cat to Dog: Go on, try one, you know you wanna.-OR-Dog to Cat: I swear, if you put your ear up close you can hear them moo.-OR-Cat to Dog: Good thing we're not in Korea, Rex.-OR-Dog to Cat: Jim really likes his burgers rare. The one on the bottom left just twitched!-OR-(6.3-seconds later)Cat to Dog: I can't believe you ate the whole thing!
Cat to Dog: You know... we're domesticated so technically I suppose we should avoid raw meat.Dog to Cat: I likes your thinking. Good enough for me. NOM NOM NOM-OR-Cat to Dog: Gawd, you're such a pig!Dog to Cat: Once you've gone burger, you never go back. URP!
Dog to Cat: My friend Rover says the cows at his farm refer to hamburger as Soylent Green. What's that mean??-OR-Cat to Dog: This is driving me crazy. I swear I smell turkey.
99% Commercial #12Just one banker, congressman or lawyer can feed an entire New Guinean family for a week. When you make a contribution, you'll get a picture and a nice letter.
I can haz?
Who took my cheese?
Notice that the grapes are easily within reach. Even animals want what they can't have.
We all know the dog wants to eat the pussy...
Why cant we take our eyes off that thing?
A year ago we both would have gone for it, but that's before they took our balls off...
Can humans count?
There used to be three of us... now we wonder
They eat this, we get kibble, and neutered... mans best friend my...
"If that's ground postman, I'm going for it, Tunce"!Vinneh
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