"Thank you, Suzie for coming in for your mammogram. Now I'll just place my hands around them like so and squeeze. See, no pain, no machines, just my warm hands. Let's do it again just to make sure we didn't miss any lumps."
Recent Chinese issue of Playboy - "Milkmaids of the Hunan Valley"
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Monsanto's TV ad claiming "GMO Food Can Make Yours Bigger, Too!" prompted several FDA and FTC commissioners to issue tersely written warning letters asking for autographed 8x10 glossies and HQ DVDs.
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Susie agrees to try a Golden Shower
Just like that other domesticated bird with big breast, Suzie couldn't look away from the rain and drowned.
Waitin' for it to rain men.
Using the proper lure.
When Governor Perry looks at a Thursday posting, the PICTURE gets sweaty and flustered.
I've heard of pneumatic nailers before, but silicone nailers?? This'll bring the roofing industry out of the recession real fast.
unwanted exposure to breasts is always OK
I think I'll buy me some pink ribbons...
Steve Martin just volunteered to "straighten" them...
Didn't asians used to be nice and petite?? WTF are they putting in the water?
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I don't know what they are, but they're giving boobs a bad name.
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Bruised Melons
Some people slam their fingers in car doors... Ling Loo is about to get something slammed in a closing window. OUCH!
Just four more days to Halloween; do you have your pumpkins ready?
"Momma's got a squeezebox, Daddy never sleeps at night!"
Finally, I understand that lyric.
"Thank You Lord for sending me Big Daddy"
"Why don't you tell me more about Ron Paul?" Finally, Ron Paul's campaign starts to gain some traction in Middle America.
Ron Paul!
Tora Tora Tora
eww
"Thank you, Suzie for coming in for your mammogram. Now I'll just place my hands around them like so and squeeze. See, no pain, no machines, just my warm hands. Let's do it again just to make sure we didn't miss any lumps."
Recent Chinese issue of Playboy - "Milkmaids of the Hunan Valley"
-OR-
Monsanto's TV ad claiming "GMO Food Can Make Yours Bigger, Too!" prompted several FDA and FTC commissioners to issue tersely written warning letters asking for autographed 8x10 glossies and HQ DVDs.
What is the password for entering the Mines of Moria again?... it's right on the tip of my tongue...
bora bora bora *___*
big 'uns
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