Thursday, October 27, 2011

Squeezebox


20 comments:

blue said...

Susie agrees to try a Golden Shower

Submariner said...

Just like that other domesticated bird with big breast, Suzie couldn't look away from the rain and drowned.

Submariner said...

Waitin' for it to rain men.
Using the proper lure.

Anonymous said...

When Governor Perry looks at a Thursday posting, the PICTURE gets sweaty and flustered.

jj said...

I've heard of pneumatic nailers before, but silicone nailers?? This'll bring the roofing industry out of the recession real fast.

Censors Hip said...

unwanted exposure to breasts is always OK

Submariner said...

I think I'll buy me some pink ribbons...

Submariner said...

Steve Martin just volunteered to "straighten" them...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Didn't asians used to be nice and petite?? WTF are they putting in the water?

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I don't know what they are, but they're giving boobs a bad name.

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Bruised Melons
Some people slam their fingers in car doors... Ling Loo is about to get something slammed in a closing window. OUCH!

dadoctah said...

Just four more days to Halloween; do you have your pumpkins ready?

Dactyl said...

"Momma's got a squeezebox, Daddy never sleeps at night!"
Finally, I understand that lyric.

Spin said...

"Thank You Lord for sending me Big Daddy"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Why don't you tell me more about Ron Paul?" Finally, Ron Paul's campaign starts to gain some traction in Middle America.

Ron Paul!

Mr Hankey said...

Tora Tora Tora

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Whacko said...

"Thank you, Suzie for coming in for your mammogram. Now I'll just place my hands around them like so and squeeze. See, no pain, no machines, just my warm hands. Let's do it again just to make sure we didn't miss any lumps."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Recent Chinese issue of Playboy - "Milkmaids of the Hunan Valley"


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Monsanto's TV ad claiming "GMO Food Can Make Yours Bigger, Too!" prompted several FDA and FTC commissioners to issue tersely written warning letters asking for autographed 8x10 glossies and HQ DVDs.

Rodney Dill said...

What is the password for entering the Mines of Moria again?... it's right on the tip of my tongue...

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bora bora bora *___*

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

big 'uns