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I think drugs are your safer bet, sweetheart.
If she had worked at Subway for four years, not only would she have no debt, she'd have the useful skill of knowing how to make a man a sammitch.
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Translation into normal-people-speak: "Waaah! After six years I'm almost done with my Transgendered Studies major with a minor in Vegan Horticulture, and NOW it occurs to me that I'm utterly unemployable! It's all the fault of the rich!"
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In this episode of Sliders, there are only 3 careers in the entire world. The twist is there are really only two.
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This is what happens when you pay for term papers.
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I wonder how much of that $40K went to pay for butt closures?
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Guys, don't be too harsh. That was written by little Theodore, a product of today's public education where New English teaches "i before e except if you want to be different because different is perfectly fine." Now, Zeke, he looks like someone who fell for our resident spammer's "Guaranteed A - Pay for a Thesis" scam.
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I guess the feild of "Afro-Asian Transgender Architecture" is getting more competitive all the time.
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Shut up and iron my shirt bitch!
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Sarah received only an A- on her essay, mostly because of her letter spacing.
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McPatterson's needs a back shift french fry cook...
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Evidently her "feild" wasn't big on spelling.
-Grey Fox
...or penmanship.
Translation into normal-people-speak: "Waaah! After six years I'm almost done with my Transgendered Studies major with a minor in Vegan Horticulture, and NOW it occurs to me that I'm utterly unemployable! It's all the fault of the rich!"
In this episode of Sliders, there are only 3 careers in the entire world. The twist is there are really only two.
$40k in student loans? Five bucks would have bought her at least one lesson in personal accountability for her own bad decisions.
Good this is really nice!
This is what happens when you pay for term papers.
I wonder how much of that $40K went to pay for papers?
Hey - here's an idea. Why don't you choose a major that is in demand, work hard every day, graduate with honors from a respectable institution, and occupy one of the OFFICES on Wall Street? Then you could give all of your money away to drug addicts and prostitutes to atone for your evil ways...
I wonder how much of that $40K went to pay for butt closures?
Guys, don't be too harsh. That was written by little Theodore, a product of today's public education where New English teaches "i before e except if you want to be different because different is perfectly fine." Now, Zeke, he looks like someone who fell for our resident spammer's "Guaranteed A - Pay for a Thesis" scam.
vw: "inedle"
"inedle" break from all these damn whiny, hippies
You can always donate body parts.
Vinneh
How to tell if you are one of the 99 percent - telltale signs include:
--> Your incoherent angst manifests itself in random protest signs...
--> You have a tendency to blame others for your poor life decisions...
--> You can't resist publicly demonstrating your inability to think things through to their logical conclusion...
--> You think Rosanne Barre is both funny and articulate...
--> The smell...
"So I'm going to graduate school to get a master's degree in yet another useless degree."
Marcy followed the Obama strategy of "If at first you don't succeed, do the same stupid thing over and over again and spend even more money doing it".
I guess the feild of "Afro-Asian Transgender Architecture" is getting more competitive all the time.
As a libertarian member of this "holier than thou right-wing Christian site" I am hoping that drugs are legalized to further narrow your choices.
Uh, better go with drugs dear, you are not that good looking.......
Shut up and iron my shirt bitch!
It only took Luanne six years to become a senior at Himelich County Community College.
All of a sudden Bill Clinton's Google search index multiplied dramatically....
Missy, I'm guessing that the only jobs in your field are those teaching the classes that that you just took.
Sarah received only an A- on her essay, mostly because of her letter spacing.
There are butter faces, and then there are sour cream faces. I'm just sayin'...
Ahem, my guess is that should be "$40K per semester unless I can convince Mumsy and Daddy to pick up the tab..."
Now if Rosie, here, had gotten a Vocational Education as a riveter, she would have been working and not at the rally.
McPatterson's needs a back shift french fry cook...
"Oh Enniu, when will you let me go?"
And to the girl in the Counterpoint picture: I love you, marry me.
"...and if that doesn't work out, it's off to Bangalore."
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There is still hope for the next generation. I hope you don't change.
I hear that there are some anal- bleacher jobs opening up in the Village...
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