Friday, October 28, 2011

Sort of Like That One Star Trek Episode


1. White from the waist up, black from the waist down, Billy was very popular with the girls.

2. I guess the Wayans Brothers made a football movie. Kill me now.

3. "Those aren't black legs, I'm just wearing panty-hose... which make me feel ... oddly... tingly."

4.  Being half black and half white, Billy naturally blamed his poor performance on the game he inherited and the refusal of the other team to cooperate with his plays.

5. Billy's team receives a 5-yard penalty for Unwanted Scrotum Exposure.

6 comments:

Dactyl said...

"It's a thriller, thriller night..." When you play the Jonesboro High School Jacksons, you have to put up with the song and dance numbers after every play.

Submariner said...

Billy first tried out for"uh, the Quarterback, um, position, but too, uh, many delay of uh, game penalties forced, uh, him, um, to swith, uh, uh, position to , um, receiver."

Submariner said...

and that reminds ol' Subby;
Don't forget to vote in 2012 and "86" the sitting half black/half white Socialist back to Chicago.

Dr. Doom said...

ORA? Uh-oh it looks like the Fighting Aryans have been taking a walk on the wild side...

Mr Hankey said...

What in the Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here?

mpur said...

I'm trying to find the corresponding kid with black arms and white legs.