Sunday, October 02, 2011

Well, Look at you, Sweary Mary

Faces of Occupy (a Park ten blocks from) Wall Street @ The Gothamist


Best of Jack Reacher
Usually limo driver signs are more discreet.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Also, Ann, your latte is ready."

Best of dadoctah
Nice handwriting, but you seriously screwed up the hand gesture.

Best of blue
Look! Dufas misspelled stuttering clusterf*ck

Best of Rodney Dill
I know you are, but what am I?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Colon Cleanse airs another testimonial from a satisfied user.

Best of metalgarth
yeah, yeah, Butthead, check it out, I wrote "fuck" on my sign. Pretty cool huh?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Proving once again... Blind people should never let a stranger write the Pencils for Sale sign for them.

Best of Dactyl
Moments later, Bruce was trampled to death by a giant red-legged Andean spider. Lousy invasive species!

Best of Dactyl
Washington DC, 2021. President Kenny and Vice President Butters take the oath of office. Cartman is immediately disappointed with the amount and the quality of available graft.

Best of Steve O
Jeff's teacher gave him an A- for his essay, partially based on his excellent letter spacing.

Best of dadoctah
Fun with anagrams:

A STUPID
BITCH LINK
FLUSHED US

26 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Usually limo driver signs are more discreet.

Jack Reacher said...

"Also, Ann, your latte is ready."

Jack Reacher said...

"What do we want?"
"Er, not sure, really."
When do we want it?"
Tuesday is cool. Or Wednesday. I don't have a job, so...whenever.

dadoctah said...

Nice handwriting, but you seriously screwed up the hand gesture.

JohnS1959 said...

Man on the street political commentary - Keepin' it Real Yo!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Proudly writing gibberish in large block letters since 1st grade.

-OR-

Easy way to spot the guy who - unlike Clinton {wink wink} - really did inhale.

blue said...

look Dufas misspelled stuttering clusterf*ck

dadoctah said...

All caps means you're yelling.

dadoctah said...

Recently uncovered outtake from Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" video.

Rodney Dill said...

I know you are, but what am I?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm rubber, you're glue
Everything you've written
Bounces off me and
sticks to your sunglasses.

-OR-

In some places, like Iran, that's a marriage proposal.

-OR-

Don't pity him for being illiterate... Jabberwocky is our last best hope for confusing the reptilian Visitors before they take over Earth.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

One of slimbebag Don Lapre's retarded followers eagerly steps into his now vacant shoes to pitch a new vitamin supplement. The FDA reopens OMRH. (Office of Mild Rebukes and Handslapping)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Colon Cleanse airs another testimonial from a satisfied user.

metalgarth said...

yeah, yeah, Butthead, check it out, I wrote "fuck" on my sign. Pretty cool huh?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The FCC won't clean up television, hollywood or rap lyrics, but by gawd officials can sleep at night knowing Uncle Sam's snipers dropped this miscreant at 500 yards for testing free speech rights!

Anonymous said...

If you have dyslexia, you shouldn't write signs.

Vinneh

jj said...

Let me tell you about Ron Paul.....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Proving once again... Blind people should never let a stranger write the Pencils for Sale sign for them.

Dactyl said...

Moments later, Bruce was trampled to death by a giant red-legged Andean spider. Lousy invasive species!

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Dactyl said...

South Park Colorado, 2018. Eric Cartman (who lost a lot of, er, "big-bonedness" in his teen years) starts the SIFUAB Party since the Democrats and Republicans are all a bunch of f[bleeep] a[bleeeep]s.

Dactyl said...

Washington DC, 2021. President Kenny and Vice President Butters take the oath of office. Cartman is immediately disappointed with the amount and the quality of available graft.

Dr. Doom said...

The MTV demographic doesn't do polls but they do have an opinion on President Obama's economic policies...

Steve O said...

Jeff's teacher gave him an A- for his essay, partially based on his excellent letter spacing.

dadoctah said...

Fun with anagrams:

A STUPID
BITCH LINK
FLUSHED US