1. Ang Lee has remade A. Anaconda B. The Bible or C. A Dream Andrew Sullivan Had Last Tuesday.
2.From the Ang Lee remake of Sixteen Candles; "Dong, have you seen my albino python?"
3. The Anthony Weiner Saga is now portrayed through the magic of interpretive dance.
4. And then, the snake constricted its coils and it became the David Carradine Saga portrayed through the magic of interpretive dance.
5. The Full Monty... Python.
Best of Dr. Doom
The entertainment at Representative Frank's birthday party was a rousing success... until PETA stepped in and put an end to it in the second act...
Best of GregMan
When the Enumclaw Community Theater staged a production of "The Jungle Book", audtitions for the parts of "Mowgli" and "Kaa" got very, um, intense.
Best of GregMan
Wearing a white snake after Labor Day was a major fashion faux pas on Folsom Street.
Best of metalgarth
Gayest. Alice Cooper Tribute Band. Ever.
Best of jj
AofM holds job interviews for pet groomer.
Best of Rodney Dill
Indiana Jones was never the same.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Harrison Ford's not the only one boycotting the remake of Blade Runner. Replacing Zhora with a Thai Chippendale dancer is bad enough, but replicants Pris and Roy now run around with little black kids on their backs.
Best of Banana Republican
Welcome to the new AoM Wing of the Reptile House.
Best of Submariner
In Ang Lee's remake of Jungle Book, Mowgli CAN'T WAIT to get to the Man Village once he hears about it from Ka.
Best of Submariner
"I've about had it with these M***R F*****G snakes on this M***R F*****G plain houseboy."
And is there any wonder that Ang Lee cast George Takei in the Samuel L Jackson role in his remake?
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The entertainment at Representative Frank's birthday party was a rousing success... until PETA stepped in and put an end to it in the second act...
Richard Gere's pet snake was in high demand in some quarters of San Francisco...
When the Enumclaw Community Theater staged a production of "The Jungle Book", audtitions for the parts of "Mowgli" and "Kaa" got very, um, intense.
Wearing a white snake after Labor Day was a major fashion faux pas on Folsom Street.
Gayest. Alice Cooper Tribute Band. Ever.
AofM holds job interviews for pet groomer.
The only thing missing is some blond bimbo trying to put a condom on the snake's head.
Indiana Jones was never the same.
Harrison Ford's not the only one boycotting the remake of Blade Runner. Replacing Zhora with a Thai Chippendale dancer is bad enough, but replicants Pris and Roy now run around with little black kids on their backs.
Mutual of Ohmaha's Wild Kingdom has really let itself go.
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An example of Ang Lee's Free Tibet metaphorical protest art.
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It's only a matter of time before liberals lump tantric sex, bestiality and marriage into one politically correct category for tax and govt. benefits purposes.
Welcome to the new AoM Wing of the Reptile House.
An arm pit viper?
Vinneh
How George Takei pictures himself with a sword...
In Ang Lee's remake of Jungle Book, Mowgli CAN'T WAIT to get to the Man Village once he hears about it from Ka.
"I've about had it with these M***R F*****G snakes on this M***R F*****G plain houseboy."
And is there any wonder that Ang Lee cast George Takei in the Samuel L Jackson role in his remake?
ANACONDA OF LUV; UR DUIN IT RONG
Fire Island Community Theatre never seemed to be able to get past the Garden of Eden scene in their production of "History of the World, Part I."
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