Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Smell The Cop

Schneider


1. "Hold me."

2. Cop thoughtbubble. "If the next words out of this punk's mouth are 'Mmmm, bacon' or any variation thereof, somebody's gonna be occupying an Emergency Room."

3."Remember when I used to kiss you gently between your nipples... like this? Why can't we go back to the way things were?"

4. "Let me get your badge number. I'm extremely near-sighted and refuse to give-in to Big Optometry."

5. Like many young males in the OWS movement, Ricky still struggles with his daddy issues.

Best of mpur
No, kid, you're confusing me with the guards at Buckingham Palace. I'm about to taze your ass.

Best of Unscrupulous
Gee your badge smells terrific.

Best of Dr. Doom
The recent introduction of scratch and sniff badges by the San Francisco Police Department has led to some interesting interactions at the Occupy Folsom Street demonstrations...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Protester Thawtbubble: Jack pooped on a cop car, so I guess I'll try snorting a snot bubble on a cop pen.

Best of metalgarth
And on the next Arrested Development: "George Michael meets the police officer that took his father into custody"

Best of Submariner
Officer O'Malley finds out that Axe doesn't "effect" only teen aged girls.

Best of Mr Hankey
Officer Wallace Street prefers not to be occupied.

Best of Mr. Right
Apparently, they really are *stinking* badges!

Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Okay, Officer Bat Guano, if that really is your name..."

Best of GregMan
The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name is about to turn into The Smelly Hippie That Got His A$$ Kicked By A Cop.

Best of jj
Actually, all Stephen wanted was the word E C I L O P imprinted in his forehead. That way, whenever he looked into a mirror, he can remember the soon to be tasing...

Best of Rodney Dill
How to tell when a cop's gone bad.

25 comments:

mpur said...

No, kid, you're confusing me with the guards at Buckingham Palace. I'm about to taze your ass.

Anonymous said...

"I want your badge number, pig! Can you help me read it? I need new glasses and can't afford them right now."

Vinneh

Unscrupulous said...

Gee your badge smells terrific.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touch AIEEEEE, not.the.taser.bro!!!

WordVerify: impiki - Something those who dreamt of molesting the fire department skank can't say.

Dr. Doom said...

The recent introduction of scratch and sniff badges by the San Francisco Police Department has led to some interesting interactions at the Occupy Folsom Street demonstrations...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Protester Thawtbubble: Jack pooped on a cop car, so I guess I'll try snorting a snot bubble on a cop pen.

metalgarth said...

And on the next Arrested Development: "George Michael meets the police officer that took his father into custody"

Submariner said...

Officer O'Malley finds out that Axe doesn't "effect" only teen aged girls.

Submariner said...

>SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF!<
Somebody visited Krispy Kreme on the way to the protest, didn't they?


v word - deattik - Where I stores desuitcases whens I don' needs 'em.

Submariner said...

>SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFF!<
Someone defecated on your squad car when the window was open, didn't they?

Mr Hankey said...

Officer Wallace Street prefers not to be occupied.

Mr. Right said...

I CAN HAZ SHINEE BADJ?

Mr. Right said...

Apparently, they really are *stinking* badges!

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Okay, Officer Bat Guano, if that really is your name..."

GregMan said...

"Please tase me, bro."

GregMan said...

The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name is about to turn into The Smelly Hippie That Got His A$$ Kicked By A Cop.

jj said...

Actually, all Stephen wanted was the word E C I L O P imprinted in his forehead. That way, whenever he looked into a mirror, he can remember the soon to be tasing...

jj said...

In San Francisco, arrestees need to get up close and personal to determine the gender of the arresting officer. That way they can be sure if they can file an unwanted scrotum exposure lawsuit.

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sifty said...

Occupythenightstick

Rodney Dill said...

Typical night at the Blue Oyster

dadoctah said...

"...and *this* one is from the Boer War". Sgt Kanofsky and friend act out a classic Silly String commercial from the 70s.

Kaptain Krude said...

"No, I don't get it. Why would you ask me if I can see myself in your uniform?"

Rodney Dill said...

How to tell when a cop's gone bad.

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axe effect XD