Friday, October 21, 2011

Screw MSDNC, Leanin' Backwards Is Just Fine!


1. Cissy was only somewhat disappointed that her search for "butt closures" and "anal fantasy" led to a second-rate pr0n site.

2. The identity of the Term Paper Spammer is delightfully revealed.

3. Cissy finishes her manifesto... 95% of which is on the topic of shoes and hair care.

4. "Yeah, I've found I've never really needed a bullhorn to get attention."

5. WARNING: Beware of a creepy cyberstalker who claims he can provide pedicures through your webcam.

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

What! White after Labor Day again!

-Oiao

dub said...

Occupy Her Vagina!

dadoctah said...

On the internet, she claims to be an overweight 48-year-old man who sells insurance.

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pay for paper said...

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Dr. Doom said...

Well for once I agree with @pay_for_paper...

Dr. Doom said...

Finally, a member of the 99% that brings something marketable to the table...

Dactyl said...

House-arrest ankle bracelet monitors have really become quite stylish, haven't they?

Steve O said...

I don't care if she IS a liberal AND a gold-digger. She's still pretty enough for me to marry after a 2 week engagement.

Even without a prenup.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

A young Chloe O'Brian practices her mad computer skills.

jj said...

She may have size sixteen feet, but she certainly isn't Peggy Hill.

jj said...

The instructions say to press any key. Where's the "any" key??