Monday, October 17, 2011
The SCOAMF Will Bow to Pretty Much Anything
2. Anorexic failure tormented by visions of a dancing baby, just like an old episode of Ally McBeal.
3. Hillary's creation of a Mini-she only added to the SCOAMF's Misery.
4. "OK, um, if I, um, hide my eyes, you can, um, dig out my smokes from where M'Chel, um, hided 'em."
5. "And the best part of, um, bein' president, is you have so much coke you need both hands to scoop it up."
Best of metalgarth .
How cute. She left some "economic stimulus" in her diaper for the president.
Best of Dr. Doom .
"Really sir, the economic crisis won't go away because you cover your eyes with your hands. It is still there," said little Billy.
Best of jj .
Obama, "What you mean da-da? I haven't had a white women in....how old are you?"
Best of mpur .
Obama makes the E-trade baby his finance czar.
Best of dadoctah .
Leaving the Robot to guard the ship, Will Robinson and Doctor Smith investigate why there's a modestly-decorated Day's Inn all the way out here in uncharted space.
Best of sifty .
When I count to 10 you better have forked over the coke and the cash, little man. My Secret Service staff doesn't play.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae .
"That's right, that is, uh, 'grass' you, uh, found in there. I only use it for, uh, whenever I'm sick."
Best of Vinneh.
"Kid, Kevin Jennings's office is down the hall. Tell him, 'Barry says I'm your gift.'"
Best of GregMan .
Obummer holds his head in exasperation as another one of M'chell's lunches tries to escape.