Monday, October 17, 2011

The SCOAMF Will Bow to Pretty Much Anything


1. "AH-CHOO!"

2. Anorexic failure tormented by visions of a dancing baby, just like an old episode of Ally McBeal.

3. Hillary's creation of a Mini-she only added to the SCOAMF's Misery.

4. "OK, um, if I, um, hide my eyes, you can, um, dig out my smokes from where M'Chel, um, hided 'em."

5. "And the best part of, um, bein' president, is you have so much coke you need both hands to scoop it up."

Best of metalgarth .
How cute. She left some "economic stimulus" in her diaper for the president.

Best of Dr. Doom .
"Really sir, the economic crisis won't go away because you cover your eyes with your hands. It is still there," said little Billy.

Best of jj .
Obama, "What you mean da-da? I haven't had a white women in....how old are you?"

Best of mpur .
Obama makes the E-trade baby his finance czar.

Best of dadoctah .
Leaving the Robot to guard the ship, Will Robinson and Doctor Smith investigate why there's a modestly-decorated Day's Inn all the way out here in uncharted space.

Best of sifty .
When I count to 10 you better have forked over the coke and the cash, little man. My Secret Service staff doesn't play.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae .
"That's right, that is, uh, 'grass' you, uh, found in there. I only use it for, uh, whenever I'm sick."

Best of Vinneh.
"Kid, Kevin Jennings's office is down the hall. Tell him, 'Barry says I'm your gift.'"

Best of GregMan .
Obummer holds his head in exasperation as another one of M'chell's lunches tries to escape.

26 comments:

blue said...

Obama is in tears over today's Rasmussen poll: Cain 43%, Obama 41%.
Skippy finds it funny.

metalgarth said...

How cute. She left some "economic stimulus" in her diaper for the president.

Dr. Doom said...

"Really sir, the economic crisis won't go away because you cover your eyes with your hands. It is still there," said little Billy.

Dr. Doom said...

In a gaffe worthy of Joe Biden himself, the President accidentally shows the DNC Secret Handshake to a red state toddler...

Dr. Doom said...

"Well I hope you are qualified to change a diaper," warned little Bobby, "Frankly from the state of things around here, I have my doubts."

jj said...

After eating three bean burritos, obama figures the Secret Service will blame the foul smelling gas on the toddler.

jj said...

Obama, "What you mean da-da? I haven't had a white women in....how old are you?"

Rodney Dill said...

Little Boy: "Where's the tuba, Joe Biden paid me to follow Michelle around with it."

Rodney Dill said...

Little Johnny learns how to play Peek-A-BooB

Anonymous said...

[I know full well that I shouldn't do this. I know that I am going to go to Hell for typing what I am about to type...BUT DAMMIT, YOU CAN'T GIVE A MAN A STRAIGHT LINE LIKE THIS AND EXPECT NO REACTION! I HAVE TO DO IT!]

Obama engages a future voter in a game of jig-a-boo.

(Strap me to Dawn's Head; I deserve to die in the explosion.)

dadoctah said...

"Aarrgh! My eyes! It burns!"

mpur said...

Obama makes the E-trade baby his finance czar.

dadoctah said...

Leaving the Robot to guard the ship, Will Robinson and Doctor Smith investigate why there's a modestly-decorated Day's Inn all the way out here in uncharted space.

sifty said...

When I count to 10 you better have forked over the coke and the cash, little man. My Secret Service staff doesn't play.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama Thawtbubble: Holy bejeebers, this reminds me of last week's teleprompter blackout.

-OR-

Obamalama Thawtbubble: When I do this I can't think of anything to say. My mind goes completely blank.

-OR-

Potus.Lost.Needs.Help!
Kid Thawtbubble: Just take your hands away from your eyes, retard.

-OR-

Kid, that's an embarrassing metaphor. I know some in the military want to get in my drawers.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"That's right, that is, uh, 'grass' you, uh, found in there. I only use it for, uh, whenever I'm sick."

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Anonymous said...

"Kid, Kevin Jennings's office is down the hall. Tell him, 'Barry says I'm your gift.'"

Vinneh

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So you is the guy who writed my resume? I think dat essay company is grate, didn't nobody notices none of teh misspelled wurds or puntcuation errors. Want a job on my teleprompter crew?

Jack Reacher said...

Obama overheard someone say the kid left sooty prints, he thought they said "Saudi Prince" and, well, the rest just came naturally.

Submariner said...

SCOAMF: "Where did the, uh, President go? um... Did, uh, the, uh, President, did he go, uh bye-bye?"
Infant: "One could only hope. Right now I need a change, Bozo."

Matt the K said...

Barry prayed that if he just closed his eyes hard enough, the ghost of John-John would go away.

Anonymous said...

Still searching for the Birth Certificate; the game.

Obama: "You're...., um, getting warmer, now that you have turned in the general direction of Malaysia."

-Oiao

GregMan said...

"How big of a bitter clinger is baby? This big!"

GregMan said...

Obummer holds his head in exasperation as another one of M'chell's lunches tries to escape.