Monday, October 17, 2011

A SCOAMF Every Day of the Week and Twice on Monday


1. When he hears the National Anthem, The SCOAMF puts his hand over his liver; it is, after all, where his bile is located.

2. "One handed top of the shirt breast exams are demonstrated by The SCOAMF and Mrs. The SCOAMF, in honor of breast cancer week.

3. The SCOAMF and his biyatch flash gang signs to their homies at Occupy Wall Street.

4. Although pressed by campaign consultants to do more Hispanic outreach, the Obama's hearts were obviously not in doing the Macarena.

5. "Finally!" exclaimed the SCOAMF. "An anthem I can totally get behind!"

Best of metalgarth
"Acid Reflux got you down?"

Best of GregMan
Well, we know where they were when their laxative kicked in...

Best of Dactyl
Barack thought bubble: "wow, my boobs are the nicest and perkiest ever!"

Best of blue
M'Chel whispers to Barry "...and if you don't introduce me to Ray Bradbury I'll tell where you really were born!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Repeat after me: I, state your name..."
"I, state your name..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Bring us a shrubbery."

Best of Steve O
As any Democrat will tell you, expressions of disgust at having to listen as someone ELSE recites the pledge of allegiance is the HIGHEST form of patriotism.

Best of dadoctah
"This is the big one, Elizabeth! I'm comin' to join you!"

Best of Vinneh
Thinking they can regain the Jewish vote the Obamas recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Hebrew.

35 comments:

RonF said...

Please tell me that this photo was reversed.

Because when I put my hand over my heart, I put my RIGHT hand over my heart. If this picture is correct - and those do appear to be wedding bands on their hands - these two are putting their LEFT hands over their chests, on the opposite side of their chests from their hearts.

Not that they'd know anything about pledging their hearts to their country ....

Submariner said...

As taught by Jeremiah Wright, the POTUS and FLOTUS demonstrate a subtle new variation of the fist-raised, head down, black power salute to the US of A flag adn national anthem.

blue said...

uh - Obama's lapel pin also supports the evidence that they have their left hands over their lungs....

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Being President means sometimes you have to do things you just hate to do....

Dr. Doom said...

All together now...

I pledge allegiance to my manifesto for the United States of Amerikkka. And to the chickens which have come home to roost. One nation under debt, indefensible, with insecurity and redistribution for all...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

¡Bandera de México!
Legado de nuestros héroes,
símbolo de la unidad
de nuestros padres y nuestros hermanos.

Te prometemos ser siempre fieles
a los principios de libertad y de justicia
que hacen de nuestra patria
la nación independiente, humana y generosa
a la que entregamos nuestra existencia.

blue said...

Just like a cat & dog, these two are starring at their Kobe beef burgers waiting for Soros to say go.

metalgarth said...

SUPER ORA: "I pledge alliagence to queen Fragg"

metalgarth said...

"Acid Reflux got you down?"

GregMan said...

"Arise, ye pris'ners of starvation..."

GregMan said...

Well, we know where they were when their laxative kicked in...

Rodney Dill said...

Your other right hand....

jj said...

The president, knowing m'chelle's craving for ribs, does his morning count. M'chelle meanwhile is trying to decide which FEMA camp to send that cook that used the cheap BBQ sauce that gave her indigestion.

Rodney Dill said...

Wow, he even makes the marines wear their medals on the wrong side...

Rodney Dill said...

Please tell me that this photo was reversed.
It was photo shopped and reversed. The bands and button were modified to make it appear right. Found it with google. The Marine medals are supposed to give it away.

dadoctah said...

"Aaaay, macarena!"

sifty said...

We do things different in Indonesia.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

For some reason, I'm imagining the theme to The Addams Family is playing.

-OR-

Is M'chell bitter about something or is it just feeding time? Agent Blitzer, look for the football later! Find the damned eatin shovel NOW!

WordVerify: rapho - Make of that what you will, I can't stop laughing.

Dactyl said...

RonF (and others): "If this picture is correct - and those do appear to be wedding bands on their hands - these two are putting their LEFT hands over their chests"

On M'chel and B'rak's planet, the people keep their hearts on the right side. Easy mistake to make.

Dactyl said...

Michelle thought bubble: "no one else wants to feel me up, I guess I'll do it myself. Again."

Dactyl said...

Barack thought bubble: "wow, my boobs are the nicest and perkiest ever!"

blue said...

M'Chel whispers to Barry "...and if you don't introduce me to Ray Bradbury I'll tell where you really were born!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Repeat after me: I, state your name..."
"I, state your name..."

mpur said...

Barry thought Bubble: Left, right, what's the dif?

dub said...

OOh....looks like a 2 for 1 special at the rally this week.

Rodney Dill said...

Ok, which is Gene Wilder and which is Peter Boyle?

Rodney Dill said...

We are no longer the knights who say ni *NI* shhh! we are now the knights who say ecky ecky ecky ptang zooboing! *faintly hear* (ni)

Rodney Dill said...

"Bring us a shrubbery."

Artfldgr said...

ah... i think the heart is on the other side...

Steve O said...

As any Democrat will tell you, expressions of disgust at having to listen as someone ELSE recites the pledge of allegiance is the HIGHEST form of patriotism.

dadoctah said...

"This is the big one, Elizabeth! I'm comin' to join you!"

Anonymous said...

Thinking they can regain the Jewish vote the Obamas recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Hebrew.

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

ORA - Little know fact that the Obamas were actually LDS, and were just confirming each had the correct underware on, as they left the Pimp Palace.

-Oiao

Submariner said...

Cap This Disclaimer:
Anyone named "Dawn" should not read the following. Cap This! denies responsibility for any cranial im- or ex- plosion.

Pleading out of frame voice-over;
"Ya gotta help me here; won't ANYone open the bidding at $10 for this breeding pair?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Must be getting close to Thanksgiving, cuz all I see are two left-winged turkeys.