Monday, October 17, 2011
A SCOAMF Every Day of the Week and Twice on Monday
1. When he hears the National Anthem, The SCOAMF puts his hand over his liver; it is, after all, where his bile is located.
2. "One handed top of the shirt breast exams are demonstrated by The SCOAMF and Mrs. The SCOAMF, in honor of breast cancer week.
3. The SCOAMF and his biyatch flash gang signs to their homies at Occupy Wall Street.
4. Although pressed by campaign consultants to do more Hispanic outreach, the Obama's hearts were obviously not in doing the Macarena.
5. "Finally!" exclaimed the SCOAMF. "An anthem I can totally get behind!"
Best of metalgarth
"Acid Reflux got you down?"
Best of GregMan
Well, we know where they were when their laxative kicked in...
Best of Dactyl
Barack thought bubble: "wow, my boobs are the nicest and perkiest ever!"
Best of blue
M'Chel whispers to Barry "...and if you don't introduce me to Ray Bradbury I'll tell where you really were born!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Repeat after me: I, state your name..."
"I, state your name..."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Bring us a shrubbery."
Best of Steve O
As any Democrat will tell you, expressions of disgust at having to listen as someone ELSE recites the pledge of allegiance is the HIGHEST form of patriotism.
Best of dadoctah
"This is the big one, Elizabeth! I'm comin' to join you!"
Best of Vinneh
Thinking they can regain the Jewish vote the Obamas recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Hebrew.