Friday, October 28, 2011

O Superman

Brender

16 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Halloween for Holloweenies
Frederico ordered the "supersized" codpiece. It has room for 7 pairs of socks.

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Bawney Fwank's favowit costume shop.

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To prevent unwanted scrotum exposure, this year's man of steel costumes come with a tube of superglue and pack of extra-strength buttclosures.

WordVerify: semor - why they don't make transparent codpieces

Rodney Dill said...

Besides Kryptonite exposure to Scrotumnite had dire consequences for the man of steel.

Unscrupulous said...

Seth from the mail-room heard that Carl in engineering wanted to have a little throw down. This time he'll be prepared.

This Friday night.

Sweet Booty Bad-Ass Papa Jones vs. Setherman! Only one makes it out alive.

dadoctah said...

Jerry Seinfeld: the early years.

Whacko said...

Is that a jello mold in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Dactyl said...

This Day In History, October 28th, 2009: Alvin "Kal-El" Lambowski's parents inform him that it's time to move out of the basement.

Submariner said...

Army of Mom doesn't consider "faster than a speeding bullet" a good thing...

Submariner said...

Y'see, I just got back from the Fortress of Solitude. It's in like the pole. It's COLD there. And, y'know; shrinkage and all, and...

Submariner said...

So, uh,which ones are the WAX dummies?

Submariner said...

Good morning Lois. I think it's time you learned the pleasures of anal fantasy...

Jack Reacher said...

White House press secretaries sure know how to unwind on the weekends.

Dr. Doom said...

Wonder Woman developed a 'special technique' for identifying the real Superman. No kryptonite was required but a certain amount of scrotum exposure was inevitable...

GregMan said...

"Oh man, now I'll really get some women!"

Mr Hankey said...

Throw out your hands. / Stick out your tush. / Hands on your hips, give 'em a push. / You'll be surprised; you're doing the French mistake. / Voila.

dadoctah said...

Nicolas Cage's son, about sixteen years from now.

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Can I have one of them at home? )))