A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
What's there to comment on? The picture actually says it all this time.-Oiao
Metaphor for the Cumulative IQ of Congress -OR-After the blondes are recaptured and returned to their native Dairy Queen habitat, Obamalama promises that all corn from the sole cornstalk not used to make ethanol for obsolete combustion engines will be equally distributed amongst US popcorn eaters. -OR-In one of the strangest SuperBowl commercials ever, eHarmony offers to find the lonely stalk a mate.-OR-Sweetie's a bit perturbed, claims they mispelled maize.FYI - Fat, fugly, ghey, ethnic, political jokes are fine, but Sweetie don't like blonde jokes.
Very factual information - thank you!
Carpe Phlogiston said... Sweetie's a bit perturbed... Sweetie don't like blonde jokesSweetie's middle name isn't Dawn is it? Sorry, had to ask, mi amigo...)
First I thought it was a U of M sign.Then I realized it wasn't.Then I further realized it still could be...
@Sub, there is a strange ticking sound coming from Sweetie's head but she says it's just a sinus problem... just to be on the safe side, the Bomb Disposal Squad suggests I take out the trash and wash the dishes tonight.
The one for the Obama administration isn't so complicated.
Paris Hilton still got lost...
And Liberals thought this "set the bar too high."Vinneh
Channeling any given lib commentator: "But what about her poor self esteem?"
Metaphor for Fat Cat Robber Barons slogan:"No stalk left behind"-OR-Last one out, turn off the lights.-0R-FWEEEEEEEE!Delay of Game, 15 furrow penaltyspeaking of which, where ARE the furrows?? fake!
Blonde: "Oooo, I love picking apples."
The Barney Frank Skydiving Team is always up for a challenge.
But for an extra $5.00, they'll give you a cheat sheet answer key...
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