Saturday, October 15, 2011

No Caption, Just This...

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's there to comment on? The picture actually says it all this time.

-Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for the Cumulative IQ of Congress

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After the blondes are recaptured and returned to their native Dairy Queen habitat, Obamalama promises that all corn from the sole cornstalk not used to make ethanol for obsolete combustion engines will be equally distributed amongst US popcorn eaters.


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In one of the strangest SuperBowl commercials ever, eHarmony offers to find the lonely stalk a mate.

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Sweetie's a bit perturbed, claims they mispelled maize.
FYI - Fat, fugly, ghey, ethnic, political jokes are fine, but Sweetie don't like blonde jokes.

Dr. Doom said...

Very factual information - thank you!

Submariner said...

Carpe Phlogiston said...
Sweetie's a bit perturbed... Sweetie don't like blonde jokes


Sweetie's middle name isn't Dawn is it? Sorry, had to ask, mi amigo...)

Submariner said...

First I thought it was a U of M sign.
Then I realized it wasn't.
Then I further realized it still could be...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Sub, there is a strange ticking sound coming from Sweetie's head but she says it's just a sinus problem... just to be on the safe side, the Bomb Disposal Squad suggests I take out the trash and wash the dishes tonight.

Kaptain Krude said...

The one for the Obama administration isn't so complicated.

jj said...

Paris Hilton still got lost...

Anonymous said...

And Liberals thought this "set the bar too high."

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Channeling any given lib commentator:
"But what about her poor self esteem?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for Fat Cat Robber Barons slogan:
"No stalk left behind"

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Last one out, turn off the lights.

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FWEEEEEEEE!
Delay of Game, 15 furrow penalty
speaking of which, where ARE the furrows?? fake!

Rodney Dill said...

Blonde: "Oooo, I love picking apples."

Rodney Dill said...

Hello? BlondeSTAR?

sifty said...

The Barney Frank Skydiving Team is always up for a challenge.

Submariner said...

But for an extra $5.00, they'll give you a cheat sheet answer key...