Saturday, October 08, 2011

The Most Articulate Protest Yet to Come Out of OWS

The DC

28 comments:

old memes never die said...

Operator: "911, What's your emergency."

OWS Protester: "What happened to the butt closures, man. They were here a minute ago."

sifty said...

Where will You be when your communism kicks in?

USMC2841 said...

"To protect and wipe".

Dactyl said...

Huh. I didn't know the NYPD was using alternative-fuel squad cars.

Adriane said...

Look pal, this is America. No one can force you to squeeze the Charmin!!!

Double the U said...

Communists always get the paid protesters to to the really dangerous stuff because they don't care if they get arrested.

metalgarth said...

The old "Law and Order" episodes are definitely the best

Dr. Doom said...

The protesters were very well organized. In this scene Comrade Jones executes a perfect Micheal Moore on a helpless squad car of the 81st Precinct...

Silhouette said...

No, no, no. It's a SIT in.

Silhouette said...

Power to the Poople!

Silhouette said...

Join the Movement!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At his arraignment, Albert swore the tear gas caused him to think he was a dog marking territory. The ACLU sued the city and tear gas maker. Albert is now a rich man... but he's still doing 6 months in county, ironically often with his pants down around his ankles.

-OR-

In principle I agree with the protesters - fat cat bankers and corrupt politicians have wrecked this country. Still, "the medium is the message" and Stanley is way off-message. Next time, crap on a banker's desk.

metalgarth said...

you should have listened to him when he said "I need TP for my bunghole"

jj said...

Internal affairs....

Whacko said...

I see the dilemma = Toilet paper, made by evil corporations; Portapotties, made by evil corporations; Public toilets, constructed by evil corporations. A good commie has only one choice.

Anonymous said...

Don't taze me, Bro.

sifty said...

Keef Olbergirl tries desperately to attract a mate to satisfy both his cop and K9 fetishes.

sifty said...

Triumph the Insult Comic Commie finds cop cars terrific, for him to poop on.

Submariner said...

Well, Officer, it's like this; "When you gotta go, you GOTTA go. You know what I mean, right? Uh, who's "Big Leroy" and when would I tell him hello for you?

Submariner said...

Never shoulda had Taco Bell for lunch...

Submariner said...

"Car 2361; would you repeat the nature of assistance you need?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In a holding cell, a voice asks, "So, what are you accused of?"
#1- killing my pa - I'm not guilty
#2- robbing banks - I didn't do it
#3- making meth - evidence blew up
#4- petty white collar Ponzi scheme - can't prove anything
#5- well, it started out as a silly double dare @ OWS - there weren't any porta-potties but there was this cop car
#6- I dunno! Fell asleep on a curb and somebody stuck a sign on my hat!

Anonymous said...

I can see SEIU tatooded on his anus.

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

Obviously a UNION Boss. Knows how to shit on everything around him.

-Oiao

WV = lazooken; what you do when passing by an idiot shitting on a patrol car.

GregMan said...

Todd was confused by the term "Stool Pigeon" and unfortunately didn't have the time to Google it on his iPhone at OWS.

Anonymous said...

Does this NYCPD Car make my Ass look fat?

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

"One big Shat for Man, and one big Shat for Mandkind".... syke! Not really, the guy with his asshole hanging out can't think at that level.

-Oiao

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been kind to Mr. Whipple.