At his arraignment, Albert swore the tear gas caused him to think he was a dog marking territory. The ACLU sued the city and tear gas maker. Albert is now a rich man... but he's still doing 6 months in county, ironically often with his pants down around his ankles.
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In principle I agree with the protesters - fat cat bankers and corrupt politicians have wrecked this country. Still, "the medium is the message" and Stanley is way off-message. Next time, crap on a banker's desk.
I see the dilemma = Toilet paper, made by evil corporations; Portapotties, made by evil corporations; Public toilets, constructed by evil corporations. A good commie has only one choice.
Well, Officer, it's like this; "When you gotta go, you GOTTA go. You know what I mean, right? Uh, who's "Big Leroy" and when would I tell him hello for you?
In a holding cell, a voice asks, "So, what are you accused of?" #1- killing my pa - I'm not guilty #2- robbing banks - I didn't do it #3- making meth - evidence blew up #4- petty white collar Ponzi scheme - can't prove anything #5- well, it started out as a silly double dare @ OWS - there weren't any porta-potties but there was this cop car #6- I dunno! Fell asleep on a curb and somebody stuck a sign on my hat!
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Operator: "911, What's your emergency."
OWS Protester: "What happened to the butt closures, man. They were here a minute ago."
Where will You be when your communism kicks in?
"To protect and wipe".
Huh. I didn't know the NYPD was using alternative-fuel squad cars.
Look pal, this is America. No one can force you to squeeze the Charmin!!!
Communists always get the paid protesters to to the really dangerous stuff because they don't care if they get arrested.
The old "Law and Order" episodes are definitely the best
The protesters were very well organized. In this scene Comrade Jones executes a perfect Micheal Moore on a helpless squad car of the 81st Precinct...
No, no, no. It's a SIT in.
Power to the Poople!
Join the Movement!
At his arraignment, Albert swore the tear gas caused him to think he was a dog marking territory. The ACLU sued the city and tear gas maker. Albert is now a rich man... but he's still doing 6 months in county, ironically often with his pants down around his ankles.
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In principle I agree with the protesters - fat cat bankers and corrupt politicians have wrecked this country. Still, "the medium is the message" and Stanley is way off-message. Next time, crap on a banker's desk.
you should have listened to him when he said "I need TP for my bunghole"
Internal affairs....
I see the dilemma = Toilet paper, made by evil corporations; Portapotties, made by evil corporations; Public toilets, constructed by evil corporations. A good commie has only one choice.
Don't taze me, Bro.
Keef Olbergirl tries desperately to attract a mate to satisfy both his cop and K9 fetishes.
Triumph the Insult Comic Commie finds cop cars terrific, for him to poop on.
Well, Officer, it's like this; "When you gotta go, you GOTTA go. You know what I mean, right? Uh, who's "Big Leroy" and when would I tell him hello for you?
Never shoulda had Taco Bell for lunch...
"Car 2361; would you repeat the nature of assistance you need?"
In a holding cell, a voice asks, "So, what are you accused of?"
#1- killing my pa - I'm not guilty
#2- robbing banks - I didn't do it
#3- making meth - evidence blew up
#4- petty white collar Ponzi scheme - can't prove anything
#5- well, it started out as a silly double dare @ OWS - there weren't any porta-potties but there was this cop car
#6- I dunno! Fell asleep on a curb and somebody stuck a sign on my hat!
I can see SEIU tatooded on his anus.
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Obviously a UNION Boss. Knows how to shit on everything around him.
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WV = lazooken; what you do when passing by an idiot shitting on a patrol car.
Todd was confused by the term "Stool Pigeon" and unfortunately didn't have the time to Google it on his iPhone at OWS.
Does this NYCPD Car make my Ass look fat?
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"One big Shat for Man, and one big Shat for Mandkind".... syke! Not really, the guy with his asshole hanging out can't think at that level.
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The years have not been kind to Mr. Whipple.
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