Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Message in a Bottle
1. Dawn's boyfriend takes in a bottle of 'liquid courage' and prepares to give her the lovin' she demands.
2. "Does your Facebook profile pic enhance or diminish your employment prospects? Let's discuss."
3. Because he drank vodka instead of smoking pot, Lamal was frequently accused of 'acting white.'
4. "Damn, now everybody is gonna assume I drink because I'm lazy and irresponsible, and not because it helps me cope with my crazy momma down in Zucotti Park wearing Depends on her head, cursing the "damn Jews" for not recognizing her as the "Queen of All Persia."
5. Spot the signs you've picked a bad abortion doctor.
Best of Dr. Doom
After deciding he would like to be President someday, Jammal begins the hard work of setting the bar lower...
Best of jj
As M'chelle prepares in one room for her yearly mating ritual, her 'donor' prepares in another.
Best of Dactyl
I say, Lance, Chip, Winthrop, watch me pretend to be "gangster" by taking a photograph of myself in the mirror with a cheap printed t-shirt and some gin in a plastic (chortle) bottle! We'll send the photo to the Lifestyle department at the New Haven Times-Courier. I tell you it'll be two hoots!
Best of Vinner
Economic hard times have hit The Ladies' Man as his Courvosier has been replaced with Ripple.