News Item: Spock is a gay
1. Quinto thought bubble: "Ew! Ew! Ew! Get it off me! Get it off me!"
2. "Nope, it's just my phaser. I am not happy to see you."
3.Suddenly, Spock realized, "If we mind-meld, she'll know all about Mr. Sulu's Leather Bar and Watersports holodeck program."
4. "Thanks, Spock! I never would have been able to pick out such a fabulous cocktail dress without your help."
5. "Uhura, I can't help it. Every time Kirk says 'Captain's log' I get so damned turned on."
Best of Double The U
On a very special Star Trek titled "The Trouble With Testicles"
Best of blue
Spock: "I can't wait for the episode where we travel back in time to Castro & 17th St in San Francisco!"
Best of Censors Hip
Spock: "Oh baby, if only you were Chaz Bono!"
Best of metalgarth
It may not be logical to have man meat shoved up Uranus, but I like it anyways.
Best of Censors Hip
Uhura: "Oh baby, if only you were Chaz Bono!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Frankly Lieutenant, your suggestion is both anatomically impossible and highly illogical," replied Spock.
Best of Rodney Dill
"What's that beeping?"
"Nothing, I just left the trigaydar on."
Best of jj
FLOTUS to Spock, "Look pointed-eared chalk faced alien, I'm a guest on your ship and I want ribs every day."
Best of Matt the K
Find your backside highly bootiliciacal
Best of Oiao
Ouch honey. You didn't tell me that it was pointed too!
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On a very special Star Trek titled "The Trouble With Testicles"
Spock: "I can't wait for the episode where we travel back in time to Castro & 17th St in San Francisco!"
Spock: "Oh baby, if only you were Chaz Bono!"
It may not be logical to have man meat shoved up Uranus, but I like it anyways.
Uhura: "Oh baby, if only you were Chaz Bono!"
Well I see the Neural Parasites of Beta Orindi 5 have evolved nicely...
"No Lt. Jones," replied Spock patiently, "It is not your mind I wish to meld with."
"Frankly Lieutenant, your suggestion is both anatomically impossible and highly illogical," replied Spock.
Live long and grow a pair.
"What's that beeping?"
"Nothing, I just left the trigaydar on."
No scrotum exposure, I guess then man riding is way out.
FLOTUS to Spock, "Look pointed-eared chalk faced alien, I'm a guest on your ship and I want ribs every day."
Hmmm....maybe I'm not so gay after all.
Worst. Neck pinch. Ever.
Vulcan Thawtdodecahedron: Her pointy protuberances are making my spermatozoa transfer facilitator act decidedly illogical.
WordVerify: uncomo - Perry's half-brother, the one who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Judging by his expression, what we have here is a case of premature beaming up.
Find your backside highly bootiliciacal
First Sulu, now me...this chick just doesn't get it.
Poon Far ISO Poon-tang
ORA Star Trek - personals ad placed in Galactic Gazette once every 7 years
"Gee, your hair *does* smell terrific!"
wv: cherism - the wit and wisdom of Cher
(thought bubble): This is really acting!
Ouch honey. You didn't tell me that it was pointed too!
- Oaio
Cool article! Thanks.
This sure beats the Denevian neural parasites.
http://thecia.com.au/star-trek/original-series/1/14b3.jpg
...................arf
"Oh, Ennui, when will you loosen your hold on me?" Star Trek goes Goth.
"Once you go Vulcan, you'll never stop Fulkin'."
Vinneh
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