Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Meet the New Spock, Not Quite the Same as the Old Spock

News Item: Spock is a gay


1. Quinto thought bubble: "Ew! Ew! Ew! Get it off me! Get it off me!"

2. "Nope, it's just my phaser. I am not happy to see you."

3.Suddenly, Spock realized, "If we mind-meld, she'll know all about Mr. Sulu's Leather Bar and Watersports holodeck program."

4. "Thanks, Spock! I never would have been able to pick out such a fabulous cocktail dress without your help."

5. "Uhura, I can't help it. Every time Kirk says 'Captain's log' I get so damned turned on."

Best of Double The U
On a very special Star Trek titled "The Trouble With Testicles"

Best of blue
Spock: "I can't wait for the episode where we travel back in time to Castro & 17th St in San Francisco!"

Best of Censors Hip
Spock: "Oh baby, if only you were Chaz Bono!"

Best of metalgarth
It may not be logical to have man meat shoved up Uranus, but I like it anyways.

Best of Censors Hip
Uhura: "Oh baby, if only you were Chaz Bono!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Frankly Lieutenant, your suggestion is both anatomically impossible and highly illogical," replied Spock.

Best of Rodney Dill
"What's that beeping?"
"Nothing, I just left the trigaydar on."

Best of jj
FLOTUS to Spock, "Look pointed-eared chalk faced alien, I'm a guest on your ship and I want ribs every day."

Best of Matt the K
Find your backside highly bootiliciacal

Best of Oiao
Ouch honey. You didn't tell me that it was pointed too!

26 comments:

Double The U said...

On a very special Star Trek titled "The Trouble With Testicles"

blue said...

Spock: "I can't wait for the episode where we travel back in time to Castro & 17th St in San Francisco!"

Censors Hip said...

Spock: "Oh baby, if only you were Chaz Bono!"

metalgarth said...

It may not be logical to have man meat shoved up Uranus, but I like it anyways.

Censors Hip said...

Uhura: "Oh baby, if only you were Chaz Bono!"

Dr. Doom said...

Well I see the Neural Parasites of Beta Orindi 5 have evolved nicely...

Dr. Doom said...

"No Lt. Jones," replied Spock patiently, "It is not your mind I wish to meld with."

Dr. Doom said...

"Frankly Lieutenant, your suggestion is both anatomically impossible and highly illogical," replied Spock.

Rodney Dill said...

Live long and grow a pair.

Rodney Dill said...

"What's that beeping?"
"Nothing, I just left the trigaydar on."

Rodney Dill said...

No scrotum exposure, I guess then man riding is way out.

jj said...

FLOTUS to Spock, "Look pointed-eared chalk faced alien, I'm a guest on your ship and I want ribs every day."

mpur said...

Hmmm....maybe I'm not so gay after all.

dadoctah said...

Worst. Neck pinch. Ever.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Vulcan Thawtdodecahedron: Her pointy protuberances are making my spermatozoa transfer facilitator act decidedly illogical.

WordVerify: uncomo - Perry's half-brother, the one who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket

Dactyl said...

Judging by his expression, what we have here is a case of premature beaming up.

Matt the K said...

Find your backside highly bootiliciacal

Matt the K said...

First Sulu, now me...this chick just doesn't get it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Poon Far ISO Poon-tang
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Kaptain Krude said...

"Gee, your hair *does* smell terrific!"




wv: cherism - the wit and wisdom of Cher

Passionate Conservative said...

(thought bubble): This is really acting!

Anonymous said...

Ouch honey. You didn't tell me that it was pointed too!

- Oaio

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Anonymous said...

This sure beats the Denevian neural parasites.
http://thecia.com.au/star-trek/original-series/1/14b3.jpg

...................arf

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh, Ennui, when will you loosen your hold on me?" Star Trek goes Goth.

Anonymous said...

"Once you go Vulcan, you'll never stop Fulkin'."

Vinneh