Monday, October 31, 2011

M'Chel Is Looking Lovelier Than Usual This Morning


Long Story Short, my son was at a band competition yesterday and didn't get home until 1:30 in the AM. So, I let both of us sleep in a little bit, but I have a sh'load of work to do, so, would you monors mind doing the captioning today? Much obliged.


Best of GregMan
Dawn's head, just before the explosion.

Best of metalgarth
I didn't know Tina Turner was on tour again

Best of JohnS1959
The last thing Tyra Banks' last personal assistant saw after bringing the model an improperly foamed latte.

Best of JohnS1959
Ah, I see the Ghost of the Keynesian Economy Future has made its appearance. I hope there is still time to change Amerikkka.

Best of JohnS1959
Where will you be when your LSD kicks in?

Best of jj
The sight of m'chelle having an orgasm makes me want eye bleach...lots and lots of eye bleach...

Best of dadoctah
...but she's a great dancer and she loves Three Stooges movies! Thanks, eHarmony!

Best of Spin
One of Herman Cain's accusers revealed... also his failing eyesight.


Also, check out the clever M'Chel Obama jack o'lantern after the jump...



22 comments:

GregMan said...

Finally we have a reason to be proud of Halloween.

GregMan said...

Dawn's head, just before the explosion.

metalgarth said...

I didn't know Tina Turner was on tour again

JohnS1959 said...

In other news today the Obama Administration introduced the new Obamacare Death Panel Czar, Dargoth IV - The Soulflayer. Mr Soulflayer said he would soon empanel the remaining delegates from a short list of highly qualified candidates. Meetings of the Death Panel will be held at midnight on each full moon thereafter.

JohnS1959 said...

The last thing Tyra Banks' last personal assistant saw after bringing the model an improperly foamed latte.

JohnS1959 said...

Ah, I see the Ghost of the Keynesian Economy Future has made its appearance. I hope there is still time to change Amerikkka.

JohnS1959 said...

Where will you be when your LSD kicks in?

JohnS1959 said...

New TSA Screener, Bob Jones demonstrates his 'enhanced pat down' technique. Co-workers say he is very effective. As a bonus traveler complaints have plummeted since his arrival.

jj said...

The sight of m'chelle having an orgasm makes me want eye bleach...lots and lots of eye bleach...

Double the U said...

Tina Turner still looks great.

Dr. Doom said...

The Secretary of State reacts to a reporter's question regarding her availability for the Obama 2012 ticket...

Robert said...

Vagina dentata.

Anonymous said...

Many a post has compared M'Chel with Klingons.

Recent research has revealed we were looking at the wrong star system.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/30/129066540984627657.jpg



...........russ in Oregon

dadoctah said...

...but she's a great dancer and she loves Three Stooges movies! Thanks, eHarmony!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Childhood Flashbacks:
a) old Miss Bloomstein, 2nd grade teacher; kids didn't bring her apples, roadkill worked better
b) my mother about once a month for 2 or 3 days, long before I heard about PMS
c) Sally Mumfurt when she caught me behind the gym with Sweetie

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Ghosts of Harassment Past:
Herman Cain... remember me, cheesey pizza delivery boy??

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pumpkin as a predator are cool! really cool!!!

rodney dill said...

Wanna go out for a bite?

Anonymous said...

I want platinum-coated fangs, and diamonds on the incisors.

Mr Hankey said...

Rose-colored glasses don't just make the world around you pink...

Mr Hankey said...

Democrats are doing one better than just signing up dead people to vote. This year they're bringing them along.

Spin said...

One of Herman Cain's accusers revealed... also his failing eyesight.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Think About It
Cremation means never having to worry about how you look.


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Using a special telephoto lense, British paparazzo Hank Philodink snapped this photo of one of Bin Laden's 72 virgins.