Friday, October 07, 2011

The Other White Meat


1. Turns out Babe was into some pretty serious kink.

2.Ginger and Mary Ann welcome Arnold Ziffle to Gilligan's Island. Later, Gilligan hits him up for weed.

3. Of all the pointless OWS protests, Occupy Honolulu was my favorite.

4. "All right, tell John Hammond we've rounded up some bait for the Tyrannosaurus trap."

5. Whoever remade this version of Lord of the Flies has my total support.

Best of Rodney Dill
This little F----- won't be cryin' wee wee wee all the way home no more.

Best of VInneh
Switching to white meat, Lady Gaga's latest wardrobe is about to be prepared.

Best of dadoctah
"If only we had a really huge onion to go with the roast pork...."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Seemed like a simple Survivor Challenge... recreate a TV or movie skit with this prop. Sadly, Barb & Shelly couldn't hoist the dead weight while singing Spider Pig Spider Pig. The winning team reprised "Weekend at Bernies."

Threadwinner: metalgarth
the stuff you'll find on Kermit's hard drive...

Best of blue
next on Fox: Muslim Women Gone Bad!!!

Best of dadoctah
"It followed us home, Mom! Can we keep it?"

Best of Dr. Doom
Watson: "Why that is truly amazing Holmes. How did you know that gentleman was from Enumclaw?"
Holmes: "Elementary my dear Watson. When I showed him this picture, the first thing he noticed was the swine, the next was that the swine was immobilized, and finally that the young ladies would not be able to hold it high enough..."

25 comments:

Double the U said...

"Curing a ham", you are doing it wrong.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for all Democrat and Republican Career Politicians, especially if they're lawyers or accountants. (yeah, I know... but I can dream)

Rodney Dill said...

This little F----- won't be cryin' wee wee wee all the way home no more.

Rodney Dill said...

Enumclaw threesome

Anonymous said...

Switching to white meat, Lady Gaga's latest wardrobe is about to be prepared.

Vinneh

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Two Acorn reps get an early start by dragging a reluctant voter to the polls. They are also:
a- Obamalama supporters
b- the Illegal Chiquitas for Perry election committee
c- Bachmann coven members
d- Palin marriage counselors
e- the only two to join Biden's Think Tank

dadoctah said...

♪♫ One of these things is not like the others ♫♪

dadoctah said...

Welcome to Food Network's brand new show: Waikiki Treyf!

Dr. Doom said...

A scene from Dub's Final Solution, directed by Quentin Tarantino...

Submariner said...

GETIN PORKD: UR DUIN IT RONG

dadoctah said...

"If only we had a really huge onion to go with the roast pork...."

Unscrupulous said...

I guess we're going to have to carry it but I thought this swine flew. Badoom Boom.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Seemed like a simple Survivor Challenge... recreate a TV or movie skit with this prop. Sadly, Barb & Shelly couldn't hoist the dead weight while singing Spider Pig Spider Pig. The winning team reprised "Weekend at Bernies."

Anonymous said...

Me says YOU eats the one on the stick
I'LL eats the ones holding the stick

metalgarth said...

the stuff you'll find on Kermit's hard drive...

Anonymous said...

As Slim Pickens' character (Maj T.J. "King" Kong says in Dr. Strangelove.... "Shoot, a Fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!"

-Oiao

Submariner said...

metalgarth said...
the stuff you'll find on Kermit's hard drive...


Frakkin AWESOME, mg

Submariner said...

...and we call it "The Aristocrats."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

An unexpected shark feeding frenzy during the premier's opening scene forced ABC to cancel their spin off series - Desperate Housewives of the South Pacific.

Adriane said...

God I love f*king with PETA protestors!!!!

blue said...

next on Fox: Muslim Women Gone Bad!!!

jj said...

I never knew that pigs liked the smell of fish.

dadoctah said...

"It followed us home, Mom! Can we keep it?"

Dr. Doom said...

Watson: "Why that is truly amazing Holmes. How did you know that gentleman was from Enumclaw?"

Holmes: "Elementary my dear Watson. When I showed him this picture, the first thing he noticed was the swine, the next was that the swine was immobilized, and finally that the young ladies would not be able to hold it high enough..."

Anonymous said...

Little did the terrorists know that that business about "72 virgins in heaven" came with a catch.