Thursday, October 06, 2011

Lifted and Separated


8 comments:

dub said...

Hey, I can see your pussywillow.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm not a geek just because the 4th thing I noticed after:
1) a thorough search for cameltoe,
2) the obligatory mammary analysis,
3) a pleasant daydream about those lips wrapped around my johnson was...
4) that her belly button resembles a martian crater on the northern Elysium Planitia.

dub said...

Her: "Awww....you got me a flower. What kind is it?"

Me: "Chlamydia."

Submariner said...

Whoa; when did Mary Kate grow up and fill out?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I believe she's missing something between her legs... ME.

-OR-

Grade = A
What was the question?
Don't care!

TC said...

Great; I hit the link, that pic comes up; Wife™ glances over at my laptop and punches me in my right eye....

Never should have taught her to twist her fist before delivering it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@TC Sounds like you need to work on your reaction time to sucker punches. Might tell her that the great fighters bury their thumbs inside their fists before throwing a punch. That'll learn her! Unless she's blonde.

Kaptain Krude said...

That better be a cock ring on that necklace, baby.