A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Hey, I can see your pussywillow.
I'm not a geek just because the 4th thing I noticed after:1) a thorough search for cameltoe, 2) the obligatory mammary analysis, 3) a pleasant daydream about those lips wrapped around my johnson was...4) that her belly button resembles a martian crater on the northern Elysium Planitia.
Her: "Awww....you got me a flower. What kind is it?"Me: "Chlamydia."
Whoa; when did Mary Kate grow up and fill out?
I believe she's missing something between her legs... ME. -OR-Grade = AWhat was the question?Don't care!
Great; I hit the link, that pic comes up; Wife™ glances over at my laptop and punches me in my right eye....Never should have taught her to twist her fist before delivering it.
@TC Sounds like you need to work on your reaction time to sucker punches. Might tell her that the great fighters bury their thumbs inside their fists before throwing a punch. That'll learn her! Unless she's blonde.
That better be a cock ring on that necklace, baby.
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