Friday, October 28, 2011

Just Because It's Funneh

20 comments:

Adriane said...

So there really is a little man down there is what you're saying ...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In the X-rated remake of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Zaphod's 2nd head strongly resents being referred to as a "little weenie" but is really REALLY thankful Zaphod isn't ghey.

Rodney Dill said...

Earl's been in a good mood since he got some head.

Rodney Dill said...

...this one time at band camp.

Rodney Dill said...

OWS takes a turn for the worse.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dr. Melkerb is the only OBGYN who can conduct pelvic and breast exams simultaneously.
Nah, that's not creepy at all.

-OR-

Little Ernie is very adamant about having Big Ernie wear a cup during football season.

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Little Ernie can't say which he hates worse... taking a leak... or the violent shaking Big Ernie does afterwards.

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You want to see shrinkage? Just mention the time Little Ernie got caught in a zipper!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Ernie's thrilled that Big Ernie suffers from premature ejaculation... sure, muff diving's fun, but it's tough to hold his breath for very long.

Anonymous said...

So, he really can play a violin with it.

Or,

Say hello to my little French tickler.

-Oiao

blue said...

the voices in it's head tell me what to do.......

Dactyl said...

HEY! UNWANTED EXPOSURE TO DAVE IS NEVER OK!!!

Censors Hip said...

girl in shed "damn!! I have to date that guy!!!"

jj said...

Big Ernie tells Little Ernie to behave or he'll go cave exploring...inside Rosie O'Donnell!

jj said...

Little Ernie thought bubble, "Time to get out of San Francisco...I'm getting tired of these prostrate exams".

Dr. Doom said...

One of the unpublished side effect of Viagra...

Dr. Doom said...

Bob's skill at stimulating the g-spot was in great demand but the custom fit condoms were a killer...

dub said...

Big deal. I've been saying Dave is a dick for years.

dub said...

Too bad it wasn't a black guy in the background.

mpur said...

Thinking with the wrong head, again.

GregMan said...

Chris Matthews couldn't resist showing everyone the results of his plastic surgery to make "Little Chris" look just like "Little President Obama".

dadoctah said...

If I live to be a thousand, I'll never understand anime.