Saturday, October 29, 2011

Jack and Smokes

Jim Treacher via Facebook



Best of metalgarth
If someone was dressed up as an AK-47, I'd say we've found our new czars for the ATF

Best of Rodney Dill
"You seen a bottle of Coke runnin' anywhere around here?"

Best of Submariner
And to make money, the wife's costume is the bar's jukebox. Guess where the quarter slot is?

Best of Jack Reacher
Trick or Treating in Amy Winehouse's neighborhood was always special.

Best of Double the U
This is offence and should not be seen. A good costume is little Jimmy's transgender princess costume, that offends no one.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Yep, Thelma, the kid's almost 16. Well, now that ya mention it, mebbe smoking did stunt his growth a bit.

Best of mpur
Not pictured: Mom's crack pipe costume.

Best of Dr. Doom
Bob's first choice of costumes, Scrotum Exposure Man and a box of butt closures was (thankfully) vetoed by his wife.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trick or Treat, Red State style!

Or,

Who really cares what the candy will do to your teeth!

-Oiao

metalgarth said...

If someone was dressed up as an AK-47, I'd say we've found our new czars for the ATF

Rodney Dill said...

"You seen a bottle of Coke runnin' anywhere around here?"

Rodney Dill said...

"You think smoking stinks now? Don't get down wind of Marlboro Boy here."

Submariner said...

And to make money, the wife's costume is the bar's jukebox. Guess where the quarter slot is?

Submariner said...

I lost his brother; you seen a 3 foot syringe, lately?

Submariner said...

We're steering clear of OWS. For the obvious reasons...

Submariner said...

My other costume's a Stoly...

jj said...

Oh no thank you...I'm trying to be healthy...make that a diet Coke..

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The child custody agreement had Buford getting the kid on 10/31, and again next year on July 4th, so he's already stockpiling boxes of cherry bombs and M-80's in the basement... next to the furnace and oily rags.

-OR-

Fastforward 25 years - Twice divorced chainsmoker Buford Jr. hands out candy while an emphysemic alcoholic Buford Sr. removes a cigarette from his trach stoma to wish trick or treaters a raspy "Happy Halloween."

Jack Reacher said...

Trick or Treating in Amy Winehouse's neighborhood was always special.

Double the U said...

This is offence and should not be seen. A good costume is little Jimmy's transgender princess costume, that offends no one.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Banned from television, magazines and sports venues, Madison Avenue sinks to a new low in its tireless quest for product placement ad space.

-OR-

Yep, Thelma, the kid's almost 16. Well, now that ya mention it, mebbe smoking did stunt his growth a bit.

mpur said...

Not pictured: Mom's crack pipe costume.

Unscrupulous said...

Big deal. So a guy is taking his kid out for a drag.

Dr. Doom said...

His wife and daughter went trick or treating as a crack pipe and a pack of condoms...

Dr. Doom said...

Bob's first choice of costumes, Scrotum Exposure Man and a box of butt closures was (thankfully) vetoed by his wife.

USMC2841 said...

Next year when he's four, he'll be ready for unfiltered.