1. "Jeez, it was just a mouse. What are you, the reincarnation of Don Knotts?"
2. "And I-I-I-I-I-I will always love you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u!"
3. ORA: The Indian Army regretted letting Annie Liebovitz do an "embed."
4. Grace Jones supports the USO by personally breast-feeding the troops.
5. "You guys! We are never gonna win the ballroom dance competition without a little thing called 'Syncopation.' Now, let's take it from the top."
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Gayest. GI Joe Figures. Ever.
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# 3 in the list of 6 ways not to tie your shoes.
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Hey Akhmad, the sign says "no man riding".
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Sweetie says, "Maybe it helps them appreciate what pregnant women endure for 9 months?"
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"There there, I'm sure it wasn't the only Old Navy in the area. We'll find another one, and then you can buy all the cardigan sweaters that you want. Doesn't that sound nice?" The soldiers then went on high alert, but it was only the sound of Dawn's head exploding.
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You ARE a "Lance Corporal" aren't you?
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"I don't care what Teh Stinger says, I'm riding."
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Predator drone operators see the strangest things sometimes...