1. "Jeez, it was just a mouse. What are you, the reincarnation of Don Knotts?"
2. "And I-I-I-I-I-I will always love you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u!"
3. ORA: The Indian Army regretted letting Annie Liebovitz do an "embed."
4. Grace Jones supports the USO by personally breast-feeding the troops.
5. "You guys! We are never gonna win the ballroom dance competition without a little thing called 'Syncopation.' Now, let's take it from the top."
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Gayest. GI Joe Figures. Ever.
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And yet there was a solution to the military's cutbacks on body armor
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After the demise of DADT, the army reorganized and placed all of its gay soldiers in the new 69th Special Ops Battalion. The 'Fabulous 69th' was immediately deployed to southeastern Afghanistan to guard against back door attacks from Pakistan...
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# 3 in the list of 6 ways not to tie your shoes.
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Hey Akhmad, the sign says "no man riding".
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Sweetie says, "Maybe it helps them appreciate what pregnant women endure for 9 months?"
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"There there, I'm sure it wasn't the only Old Navy in the area. We'll find another one, and then you can buy all the cardigan sweaters that you want. Doesn't that sound nice?" The soldiers then went on high alert, but it was only the sound of Dawn's head exploding.
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You ARE a "Lance Corporal" aren't you?
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"I don't care what Teh Stinger says, I'm riding."
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Predator drone operators see the strangest things sometimes...
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ORA: Ace and Gary join the army.
SPIDER!!!!
Ang Lee presents: "Platoon"
Gayest. GI Joe Figures. Ever.
And yet there was a solution to the military's cutbacks on body armor
After the demise of DADT, the army reorganized and placed all of its gay soldiers in the new 69th Special Ops Battalion. The 'Fabulous 69th' was immediately deployed to southeastern Afghanistan to guard against back door attacks from Pakistan...
# 3 in the list of 6 ways not to tie your shoes.
ver word: miligoat
Hey Akhmad, the sign says "no man riding".
Ang Lee's remake of Platoon was just awkward.
Didn't you just know the repeal of don't ask don't tell would lead to this behavior.
Vinneh
How to tell the difference between little black children and Arabs:
Little black children ride on your back.
"An adder bit my 'Muamar' my friend. He says only sucking out the venom can save me!"
"The Dr. says you are going to die..."
"Right shoulder....brown dude!"
Practice for the Virgins to be had at the end of the mission.
Shouldn't they be black, and on the back?
or,
A perfect time to be using your Butt Closures!
-Oiao
"Now onto other forms of pollution... How do you stand on nuclear waste?"
Kevlar Schmevlar
-OR-
Optimism Redefined
Retired Army Gen. Stanley McChrystal tells the Council on Foreign Relations the US and its Nato allies are only “a little better than” 50 percent of the way to reaching their war goals in Afghanistan.
How many think a prerequisite to running for office is to know exactly what quagmire means?
-OR-
Interesting, I thought the saying was "an army travels on its stomach." These guys are in coach class.
-OR-
Sweetie says, "Maybe it helps them appreciate what pregnant women endure for 9 months?"
-OR-
Meet the guys who complained to the DI about forced marches with 40-pounds of rocks in their knapsack.
"There there, I'm sure it wasn't the only Old Navy in the area. We'll find another one, and then you can buy all the cardigan sweaters that you want. Doesn't that sound nice?" The soldiers then went on high alert, but it was only the sound of Dawn's head exploding.
In basic training for the French Army, recruits are instructed on the postures of surrendering. More advanced training includes the reverse cowgirl...
vw: login - huh?
You ARE a "Lance Corporal" aren't you?
The hills are alive... with the sound of music,..... and the need for some serious delousing........and soap, and unmanly undhandling of the junk....
-Oiao
When I was there, we shot them instead of hugging them... New rules of engagement I guess. Thank you DimmiCrats!
There's not a whole lot to do out in the mountains, but here the guys take a break from smoking opium and molesting goats to perform the Blue Danube Waltz on Afghan IDOL.
"Does this mean I'm right in the head?"
ORA
"I don't care what Teh Stinger says, I'm riding."
No Abdul, join the phalanx, not phallus.
Worst.
DWTS.
Couple.
Ever.
Parade Drills
Recruit asks: When are they gonna give us weapons, Sarge?
Sarge: Right after you four clowns learn the meaning of "about face!
You complete me, Achmed...
Coming this season on Glee....
Predator drone operators see the strangest things sometimes...
You know, UN peacekeeping troops have actually shown quite a bit of improvement recently.
lol
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