Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Hold Me

The Brigade



1. "Jeez, it was just a mouse. What are you, the reincarnation of Don Knotts?"

2. "And I-I-I-I-I-I will always love you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u!"

3. ORA: The Indian Army regretted letting Annie Liebovitz do an "embed."

4. Grace Jones supports the USO by personally breast-feeding the troops.

5. "You guys! We are never gonna win the ballroom dance competition without a little thing called 'Syncopation.' Now, let's take it from the top."

Best of metalgarth
Gayest. GI Joe Figures. Ever.

Best of Double the U
And yet there was a solution to the military's cutbacks on body armor

Best of Dr. Doom
After the demise of DADT, the army reorganized and placed all of its gay soldiers in the new 69th Special Ops Battalion. The 'Fabulous 69th' was immediately deployed to southeastern Afghanistan to guard against back door attacks from Pakistan...

Best of sonicfrog
# 3 in the list of 6 ways not to tie your shoes.

Best of dub
Hey Akhmad, the sign says "no man riding".

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sweetie says, "Maybe it helps them appreciate what pregnant women endure for 9 months?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"There there, I'm sure it wasn't the only Old Navy in the area. We'll find another one, and then you can buy all the cardigan sweaters that you want. Doesn't that sound nice?" The soldiers then went on high alert, but it was only the sound of Dawn's head exploding.

Best of Submariner
You ARE a "Lance Corporal" aren't you?

Best of Rodney Dill
"I don't care what Teh Stinger says, I'm riding."

Best of Dactyl
Predator drone operators see the strangest things sometimes...

32 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: Ace and Gary join the army.

Rodney Dill said...

SPIDER!!!!

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee presents: "Platoon"

metalgarth said...

Gayest. GI Joe Figures. Ever.

Double the U said...

And yet there was a solution to the military's cutbacks on body armor

Dr. Doom said...

After the demise of DADT, the army reorganized and placed all of its gay soldiers in the new 69th Special Ops Battalion. The 'Fabulous 69th' was immediately deployed to southeastern Afghanistan to guard against back door attacks from Pakistan...

sonicfrog said...

# 3 in the list of 6 ways not to tie your shoes.

ver word: miligoat

dub said...

Hey Akhmad, the sign says "no man riding".

dub said...

Ang Lee's remake of Platoon was just awkward.

Anonymous said...

Didn't you just know the repeal of don't ask don't tell would lead to this behavior.

Vinneh

Submariner said...

How to tell the difference between little black children and Arabs:
Little black children ride on your back.

Submariner said...

"An adder bit my 'Muamar' my friend. He says only sucking out the venom can save me!"
"The Dr. says you are going to die..."

dadoctah said...

"Right shoulder....brown dude!"

Anonymous said...

Practice for the Virgins to be had at the end of the mission.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't they be black, and on the back?

or,

A perfect time to be using your Butt Closures!

-Oiao

Rodney Dill said...

"Now onto other forms of pollution... How do you stand on nuclear waste?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kevlar Schmevlar

-OR-

Optimism Redefined
Retired Army Gen. Stanley McChrystal tells the Council on Foreign Relations the US and its Nato allies are only “a little better than” 50 percent of the way to reaching their war goals in Afghanistan.
How many think a prerequisite to running for office is to know exactly what quagmire means?

-OR-

Interesting, I thought the saying was "an army travels on its stomach." These guys are in coach class.

-OR-

Sweetie says, "Maybe it helps them appreciate what pregnant women endure for 9 months?"

-OR-

Meet the guys who complained to the DI about forced marches with 40-pounds of rocks in their knapsack.

Kaptain Krude said...

"There there, I'm sure it wasn't the only Old Navy in the area. We'll find another one, and then you can buy all the cardigan sweaters that you want. Doesn't that sound nice?" The soldiers then went on high alert, but it was only the sound of Dawn's head exploding.

Dr. Doom said...

In basic training for the French Army, recruits are instructed on the postures of surrendering. More advanced training includes the reverse cowgirl...

vw: login - huh?

Submariner said...

You ARE a "Lance Corporal" aren't you?

Anonymous said...

The hills are alive... with the sound of music,..... and the need for some serious delousing........and soap, and unmanly undhandling of the junk....

-Oiao

When I was there, we shot them instead of hugging them... New rules of engagement I guess. Thank you DimmiCrats!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

There's not a whole lot to do out in the mountains, but here the guys take a break from smoking opium and molesting goats to perform the Blue Danube Waltz on Afghan IDOL.

Rodney Dill said...

"Does this mean I'm right in the head?"

ORA

Rodney Dill said...

"I don't care what Teh Stinger says, I'm riding."

Rodney Dill said...

No Abdul, join the phalanx, not phallus.

Rodney Dill said...

Worst.
DWTS.
Couple.
Ever.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Parade Drills
Recruit asks: When are they gonna give us weapons, Sarge?
Sarge: Right after you four clowns learn the meaning of "about face!

Submariner said...

You complete me, Achmed...

dadoctah said...

Coming this season on Glee....

Dactyl said...

Predator drone operators see the strangest things sometimes...

Dactyl said...

You know, UN peacekeeping troops have actually shown quite a bit of improvement recently.

research paper said...

lol