Saturday, October 15, 2011

Hey, Would You Look At That


1. The Obama Administration said it was "deeply troubled" when an Iranian missile landed in Chesapeake Bay earlier this week, and said it would urge the UN to consider issuing strongly worded letter. The State Department urged caution, however.

2. "Aw, gee, that's gonna put a damper on our sodomy."

3. "I say, Screw those commie bastards, and screw their little wussy space station."

4."Ha! Missed us!"

5. "Oh, Sh-t. That was Lord Vader's Pimpmobile."

Salvaged from blue
"Looks like the Royal Navy fired a missile at M'Chel's ass. I can't see how they missed."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well now what are we going to do?" asked the Vice President, "Our Space Czar was on that thing..."

Best of GregMan
"Well, that's the last of the manned space program. What part of Amerikkka do we destroy next?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"There goes our ride. Nice job, Gilligan."

Best of Jack Reacher
IMDB confirms Spencer Tracy never made a movie called "The Old Man And The Federally-Funded Sea Rocket."

Best of blue
"Dad, this must be real - Photoshop hasn't been invented yet!!!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Somewhere off the coast of Madagascar: Witnesses report seeing the Germans last attempt to bomb Pearl Harbor.

Best of Submariner
I don't care HOW he gets his groceries delivered, dad. I STILL think Aquaman's the gheyest superhero...

Best of GregMan
"I TOLD you not to hire a chief engineer who bought his term papers on the Internet!"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Huh! Who-da-thunk-it? I guess you CAN knock one of those down with a .22 rifle and some hollow points.

Best of Vinneh
The men were in awe when an angry Paris Hilton threw her vibrator into the sea.

27 comments:

blue said...

hmmm, any relationship to this photo?

Royal Navy aims missiles at M'Chel

(hope the link works)

blue said...

"Dad, this must be real - Photoshop hasn't been invented yet!!!"

Submariner said...

So much for Buck Rogers in the 20th Century...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey, Skipper, when did them Chinese give up launching boats and start launching rockets?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Things you didn't know #113: The original Godzilla was more of a faceless bat creature.

-OR-

Third Time's A Charm!
The first 2 Statues of Liberty never made it across the Atlantic because the cheap French bastards hired Dollar Rent-a-Tug.

-OR-

Somewhere off the coast of Madagascar: Witnesses report seeing the German's last attempt to bomb Pearl Harbor.

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Only after the ill-fated journey to the center of the earth machine was launched did little Timmy quietly ask, "Pa, who's gonna plug the hole in the seabed?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Well now what are we going to do?" asked the Vice President, "Our Space Czar was on that thing..."

GregMan said...

"Well, that's the last of the manned space program. What part of Amerikkka do we destroy next?"

GregMan said...

"THAT will teach those #^*%$ Martians not to get off my lawn!"

Jack Reacher said...

"There goes our ride. Nice job, Gilligan."

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm not sure what it was, but it took out the guy and those two robots at the bottom of the frame."

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Hey, what about Major Kong?"

Jack Reacher said...

IMDB confirms Spencer Tracy never made a movie called "The Old Man And The Federally-Funded Sea Rocket."

Submariner said...

The Kraken uses rocket propelled suppositories? KINKY...

Submariner said...

Flying Sub Mk1 Md0 had re-entry problems...

Submariner said...

I don't care HOW he gets his groceries delivered, dad. I STILL think Aquaman's the gheyest superhero...

GregMan said...

"I TOLD you not to hire a chief engineer who bought his term papers on the Internet!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Look at her go! It's so easy to fly one those things, even a caveman can... ruh roh.

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Looks like some invaders from Mars just earned a coveted Darwin Award.

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Those magnificent men in their flying machines,
They go up diddley up-up, they go down diddley down down.

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At the FAA hearing, the Delta Pilots Union used this bazillion mile overshoot to minimize their colleagues' 800-mile error.
It won the pilots' reinstatement.

Anonymous said...

NASA

jj said...

Man in hat thought bubble, "I sure as hell am not the one to tell the first lady that her shipment of ribs and BBQ sauce are at the bottom of the Potomac".

Usual Diane disclaimer...

jj said...

Richard Gere, standing in middle, "Get my gerbil out of there!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Huh! Who-da-thunk-it? I guess you CAN knock one of those down with a .22 rifle and some hollow points.

Submariner said...

I'll TELL you what this means, Timmah; all seasons are open and there are no limits now.

Rodney Dill said...

I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.

Dr. Doom said...

An Huffpo blogger responds to Subby's latest caption...

Submariner said...

Say what you want, but those Russki's sure know how to build an agitator for their washing machines!

Spin said...

This is what happens when Zarkov voyeured Flash and Dale

Anonymous said...

The men were in awe when an angry Paris Hilton threw her vibrator into the sea.

Vinneh