Al and Ace
1. "Ew! Ew! Get it away from us!"
2. "That's a funky-looking buttplug."
3. "And looking down the field, he spots a pair of wide-open receivers."
4. Lacking imagination, Bruce sometimes had to arrange a distraction to delay his orgasm.
5. "Oh, no, Bruce, this is terrible. Now, all the guys on the football team will know I'm a soccer player."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Budget cuts at the community college force the wrestling team to play alongside the football team.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Ooh look mate - there's some lovely scrotum exposure over there," cried Heath.
Best of Submariner
Who said our exposure to scr'um was unwanted?
Best of jj
After losing two games in a row, the Lions resort to some creative play calling.
Best of Spin
Tom exclaimed: "There's no butt-f*cking in rugby"
Best of Vinneh
"Crap Bruce, there goes my suppository."