Al and Ace
1. "Ew! Ew! Get it away from us!"
2. "That's a funky-looking buttplug."
3. "And looking down the field, he spots a pair of wide-open receivers."
4. Lacking imagination, Bruce sometimes had to arrange a distraction to delay his orgasm.
5. "Oh, no, Bruce, this is terrible. Now, all the guys on the football team will know I'm a soccer player."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Budget cuts at the community college force the wrestling team to play alongside the football team.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Ooh look mate - there's some lovely scrotum exposure over there," cried Heath.
Best of Submariner
Who said our exposure to scr'um was unwanted?
Best of jj
After losing two games in a row, the Lions resort to some creative play calling.
Threadwinner: Dactyl
GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!
Best of Spin
Tom exclaimed: "There's no butt-f*cking in rugby"
Best of Vinneh
"Crap Bruce, there goes my suppository."
20 comments:
Huh. Who knew soccer was gay?
Budget cuts at the community college force the wrestling team to play alongside the football team.
WordVerify: chethe - A word only Cthulu could use correctly in a sentence.
"Hey Bob, when coach shouted grab the ball," explained Bruce, "I think he was referring to the football!"
"No, you lot go on and play somewhere else," shouted Bill, "Philip and I are having our own little scrum..."
"Ooh look mate - there's some lovely scrotum exposure over there," cried Heath.
Who said our exposure to scr'um was unwanted?
Looks like Geoffrey is going for a two point conversion...
You can't fool us, there's no such a thing as a "Double Dribble" penalty in football!
Say what you want, but I think that constitutes "Illegal Motion."
After losing two games in a row, the Lions resort to some creative play calling.
GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!
'Ow to speak Australian: "splitting the uprights."
Tom exclaimed:
"There's no butt-f*cking in rugby"
Unwanted exposure to scrum is never OK
Sorry Submariner, I see you beat me to the idea.
"Crap Bruce, there goes my suppository."
Vinneh
I think they're demonstrating push downs...
That topper looks rather manly to be using a vodaphone. The bottom? Not so much...
Fred could only thank God that Earl knew the Heimlich Maneuver.
Wheres a butt closure when you need it.
Post a Comment