Have at it. Sondra did.
Best of Jack Reacher
It's the Great Bumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Best of Dactyl
I just think that at some point you've made enough pumpkins.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Maybe I can carve out a jack-o-prompter..."
Best of Silhouette
Meanwhile, Putin pulls 5 train cars with his teeth.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Halt!," the security guard yelled. "The pumpkins in the cart are okay, but the ones in Mrs. Obama's pants still need to be paid for." The moment hung awkwardly among them for the rest of the day.
Best of metalgarth
"saved or created 4,000,000 gourds"
Best of Unscrupulous
Honey, did you know that The largest pumpkins are called Cucurbita Maxima? I think I'll make that my new pet name for your ass.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Hmm... let's see, that guy will be a pumpkin wagon pusher, and the other guy can be um... a federal pumpkin wagon inspector," thought the President, "That's two more jobs created today - oh well no rest for the weary..."
Best of jj
These'll make great gifts for the Queen of England....once they're carved in my likeness.
Best of dadoctah
Meanwhile, back at the White House, a Portuguese water dog fantasizes about going after the Red Baron.
Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm sorry Mr. President, I shoulda kept my hands off Michelle, but you did ask with help pushing the wide load."