Tuesday, October 25, 2011

He Can't Even Pull a Wagon Without Help! WTF! SRSLY!

Have at it. Sondra did


Best of Jack Reacher
It's the Great Bumpkin, Charlie Brown.

Best of Dactyl
I just think that at some point you've made enough pumpkins.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Maybe I can carve out a jack-o-prompter..."

Best of Silhouette
Meanwhile, Putin pulls 5 train cars with his teeth.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Halt!," the security guard yelled. "The pumpkins in the cart are okay, but the ones in Mrs. Obama's pants still need to be paid for." The moment hung awkwardly among them for the rest of the day.

Best of metalgarth
"saved or created 4,000,000 gourds"

Best of Unscrupulous
Honey, did you know that The largest pumpkins are called Cucurbita Maxima? I think I'll make that my new pet name for your ass.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hmm... let's see, that guy will be a pumpkin wagon pusher, and the other guy can be um... a federal pumpkin wagon inspector," thought the President, "That's two more jobs created today - oh well no rest for the weary..."

Best of jj
These'll make great gifts for the Queen of England....once they're carved in my likeness.

Best of dadoctah
Meanwhile, back at the White House, a Portuguese water dog fantasizes about going after the Red Baron.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm sorry Mr. President, I shoulda kept my hands off Michelle, but you did ask with help pushing the wide load."

40 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

It's the Great Bumpkin, Charlie Brown.

blue said...

after she had him fixed, M'Chel carried home the souvenirs

Dactyl said...

I just think that at some point you've made enough pumpkins.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Pumpkin" is something the Obama's do at family reunions.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Maybe I can carve out a jack-o-prompter..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

His objectives for America almost complete, Barack takes time out for the Hajj.

Son Of The Godfather said...

So how is that series, The Walking Dead, anyway?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Take a good look at your post-2012 future, SCOAMF.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Yup, the one closest to the camera is definitely a sas squash.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow-suit

Anonymous said...

Mellon Heads is, as Mellon Heads does.

-Oiao

Son Of The Godfather said...

If the guy pushing is George Soros, it kind of explains a lot.

The Watcher said...

they've got the wrong government mule pulling the wagon.

Silhouette said...

Meanwhile, Putin pulls 5 train cars with his teeth.

Silhouette said...

My, uh, pumpkin squashes are, uh, half white and uh, half of color.

Anonymous said...

President Soros; "You have 5 large pumpkins an 2 small ones for sale?
We'll confiscate these for re-distribution."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Halt!," the security guard yelled. "The pumpkins in the cart are okay, but the ones in Mrs. Obama's pants still need to be paid for." The moment hung awkwardly among them for the rest of the day.

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Dr. Doom said...

Later that day President Obama officially apologized to Mexican President Calderon for inadvertently putting migrant laborers out of work by picking pumpkins for his Peoria photo op...

metalgarth said...

"saved or created 4,000,000 gourds"

Rodney Dill said...

I must be outta my gourd

Rodney Dill said...

Let't get these racist pumpkins outta here

Unscrupulous said...

Honey, did you know that The largest pumpkins are called Cucurbita Maxima? I think I'll make that my new pet name for your ass.

Unscrupulous said...

Didn't you see that sign 'Chelle honey? "You break it, you buy it!" Well, squatting and peeing on pumpkins is considered breaking! Now that fat cat Cletus has $20 of my money that I'll never get back.

mpur said...

Looks like Linus is going to be disappointed again this year.

Dr. Doom said...

"I wonder if these are good with truffle butter," thought the First Lady...

Dr. Doom said...

"Hmm... let's see, that guy will be a pumpkin wagon pusher, and the other guy can be um... a federal pumpkin wagon inspector," thought the President, "That's two more jobs created today - oh well no rest for the weary..."

jj said...

barry thought bubble, "If she finds that hollowed out one with all those cheeseburgers, I'm dead meat!"

jj said...

These'll make great gifts for the Queen of England....once they're carved in my likeness.

jj said...

Voice yelling in background, "Ma'am, you forgot your broom" (which BTW is bulletproof and has a heave duty suspension to prevent bottoming out).

dadoctah said...

Meanwhile, back at the White House, a Portuguese water dog fantasizes about going after the Red Baron.

dub said...

Bystander #1: "HEY!!! That lady is smuggling a couple of large pumpkins in the back of her pants!!"

Bystander #2: "No, that's just M'chelles ass."

Bystander #1: "I thought her ass was the one pulling the wagon?!?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Gosh, you wouldn't think you'd find pumpkins at Old Navy, would you?" The sound of a car backfiring was actually the sound of Dawn's head exploding.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, if one pumpkin can be turned into an elegant horse-and-carriage, just think what we can do with these!" Barry was still tripping from watching Cinderella the night before.

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. Mariachi band. ever.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm sorry Mr. President, I shoulda kept my hands off Michelle, but you did ask with help pushing the wide load."

Rodney Dill said...

The one in front of the wagon is obviously the Great PumpKKKin.