Have at it. Sondra did.
Best of Jack Reacher
It's the Great Bumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Best of Dactyl
I just think that at some point you've made enough pumpkins.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Maybe I can carve out a jack-o-prompter..."
Best of Silhouette
Meanwhile, Putin pulls 5 train cars with his teeth.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Halt!," the security guard yelled. "The pumpkins in the cart are okay, but the ones in Mrs. Obama's pants still need to be paid for." The moment hung awkwardly among them for the rest of the day.
Best of metalgarth
"saved or created 4,000,000 gourds"
Best of Unscrupulous
Honey, did you know that The largest pumpkins are called Cucurbita Maxima? I think I'll make that my new pet name for your ass.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Hmm... let's see, that guy will be a pumpkin wagon pusher, and the other guy can be um... a federal pumpkin wagon inspector," thought the President, "That's two more jobs created today - oh well no rest for the weary..."
Best of jj
These'll make great gifts for the Queen of England....once they're carved in my likeness.
Best of dadoctah
Meanwhile, back at the White House, a Portuguese water dog fantasizes about going after the Red Baron.
Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm sorry Mr. President, I shoulda kept my hands off Michelle, but you did ask with help pushing the wide load."
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It's the Great Bumpkin, Charlie Brown.
after she had him fixed, M'Chel carried home the souvenirs
I just think that at some point you've made enough pumpkins.
"Pumpkin" is something the Obama's do at family reunions.
"Maybe I can carve out a jack-o-prompter..."
His objectives for America almost complete, Barack takes time out for the Hajj.
So how is that series, The Walking Dead, anyway?
Take a good look at your post-2012 future, SCOAMF.
Yup, the one closest to the camera is definitely a sas squash.
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow-suit
Mellon Heads is, as Mellon Heads does.
-Oiao
If the guy pushing is George Soros, it kind of explains a lot.
they've got the wrong government mule pulling the wagon.
Meanwhile, Putin pulls 5 train cars with his teeth.
My, uh, pumpkin squashes are, uh, half white and uh, half of color.
President Soros; "You have 5 large pumpkins an 2 small ones for sale?
We'll confiscate these for re-distribution."
"Halt!," the security guard yelled. "The pumpkins in the cart are okay, but the ones in Mrs. Obama's pants still need to be paid for." The moment hung awkwardly among them for the rest of the day.
Thank you for it ! Really intreresting! It have been always interesting to read shuch news!)
Good post! I like it.
Later that day President Obama officially apologized to Mexican President Calderon for inadvertently putting migrant laborers out of work by picking pumpkins for his Peoria photo op...
"saved or created 4,000,000 gourds"
I must be outta my gourd
Let't get these racist pumpkins outta here
Honey, did you know that The largest pumpkins are called Cucurbita Maxima? I think I'll make that my new pet name for your ass.
Didn't you see that sign 'Chelle honey? "You break it, you buy it!" Well, squatting and peeing on pumpkins is considered breaking! Now that fat cat Cletus has $20 of my money that I'll never get back.
Looks like Linus is going to be disappointed again this year.
"I wonder if these are good with truffle butter," thought the First Lady...
"Hmm... let's see, that guy will be a pumpkin wagon pusher, and the other guy can be um... a federal pumpkin wagon inspector," thought the President, "That's two more jobs created today - oh well no rest for the weary..."
barry thought bubble, "If she finds that hollowed out one with all those cheeseburgers, I'm dead meat!"
These'll make great gifts for the Queen of England....once they're carved in my likeness.
Voice yelling in background, "Ma'am, you forgot your broom" (which BTW is bulletproof and has a heave duty suspension to prevent bottoming out).
Meanwhile, back at the White House, a Portuguese water dog fantasizes about going after the Red Baron.
Bystander #1: "HEY!!! That lady is smuggling a couple of large pumpkins in the back of her pants!!"
Bystander #2: "No, that's just M'chelles ass."
Bystander #1: "I thought her ass was the one pulling the wagon?!?"
"Gosh, you wouldn't think you'd find pumpkins at Old Navy, would you?" The sound of a car backfiring was actually the sound of Dawn's head exploding.
"Man, if one pumpkin can be turned into an elegant horse-and-carriage, just think what we can do with these!" Barry was still tripping from watching Cinderella the night before.
Worst. Mariachi band. ever.
"I'm sorry Mr. President, I shoulda kept my hands off Michelle, but you did ask with help pushing the wide load."
The one in front of the wagon is obviously the Great PumpKKKin.
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