With Caps Blatantly Stolen from Morons
1. Is Darth gonna haveta choke a bitch?
2. "The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my pimpslap."
3. "If this is a consular ship, WHERE are my bitches?"
4. "Young Streetwalker will soon be turned to the Dark Side."
5. What liberal white MSNBC hosts see when they look at Hermain Cain.
Best of dadoctah
Lesser-known Sith villain: Darth Flava.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Honestly, why all the uproar over CNN showing this autopsy photo of Michael Jackson?
Best of Kaptain Krude
Damn you George Lucas! Can't you leave well enough alone!
Best of Submariner
The flava is strong in this one...
Best of Mr. Right
Yo! Word to tha muthaship!
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Lesser-known Sith villain: Darth Flava.
all his dark side apprentices are trained to "give good helmet."
So, the rumors are true... Michael Jackson and Liberace did have a love child.
You don't know the power of the dark side.... bitch.
Honestly, why all the uproar over CNN showing this autopsy photo of Michael Jackson?
So, isn't that 'white face' a bit racist?
-Oiao
I KNEW Antonio Fargas, and you sir, are no Antonio Fargas!
Just how far will the SEIU go to re-elect Obama?
Damn you George Lucas! Can't you leave well enough alone!
As Obi-Wan Kenobi's powers grew, Darth never knew when or where the next Power of the FORCE prank would occur. Waking up covered in white and purple on a world called Earth almost made him break down and cry.
WordVerify: fuswessn - Volkswagon finally replaces fahrvergnügen with a word that's easier to spell
AP Messier 104: Hustler buys out Lucas' stake in Star Wars. Princess Leia shakes her 38-DD globular cluster while turning tricks for Darth the Pimp in a bad ass galactic sexcapade.
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A born again Darth Vader takes up proselytizing, and is surprised to find he's disliked even more in this role than when he was blowing up planets.
The Trinity United Church of Christ Liberation Theology Players directed by Jeremiah Wright recently put on a remake of Revenge of the Sith. The symbolism was hard to escape, especially with President Obama appearing in the role of Jar Jar Binks...
The flava is strong in this one...
"I want that Leia bitch in my harem."
Vinneh
Yo! Word to tha muthaship!
Thanks V - I'd been wondering where SOTG had gone.
Yo bewon Kenobe
Darth Shaft
Huggy Ewok
"I need to go make another purchase from Jar-Jar Blings."
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