Friday, October 14, 2011

Hard Out Here For a Sith Lord

With Caps Blatantly Stolen from Morons


1. Is Darth gonna haveta choke a bitch?

2. "The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my pimpslap."

3. "If this is a consular ship, WHERE are my bitches?"

4. "Young Streetwalker will soon be turned to the Dark Side."

5. What liberal white MSNBC hosts see when they look at Hermain Cain.

Best of dadoctah
Lesser-known Sith villain: Darth Flava.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Honestly, why all the uproar over CNN showing this autopsy photo of Michael Jackson?

Best of Kaptain Krude
Damn you George Lucas! Can't you leave well enough alone!

Best of Submariner
The flava is strong in this one...

Best of Mr. Right
Yo! Word to tha muthaship!

20 comments:

dadoctah said...

Lesser-known Sith villain: Darth Flava.

metalgarth said...

all his dark side apprentices are trained to "give good helmet."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So, the rumors are true... Michael Jackson and Liberace did have a love child.

Vice Sith Lord said...

You don't know the power of the dark side.... bitch.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Honestly, why all the uproar over CNN showing this autopsy photo of Michael Jackson?

Anonymous said...

So, isn't that 'white face' a bit racist?

-Oiao

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

I KNEW Antonio Fargas, and you sir, are no Antonio Fargas!

Spin said...

Just how far will the SEIU go to re-elect Obama?

Kaptain Krude said...

Damn you George Lucas! Can't you leave well enough alone!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As Obi-Wan Kenobi's powers grew, Darth never knew when or where the next Power of the FORCE prank would occur. Waking up covered in white and purple on a world called Earth almost made him break down and cry.

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

AP Messier 104: Hustler buys out Lucas' stake in Star Wars. Princess Leia shakes her 38-DD globular cluster while turning tricks for Darth the Pimp in a bad ass galactic sexcapade.

-OR-

A born again Darth Vader takes up proselytizing, and is surprised to find he's disliked even more in this role than when he was blowing up planets.

Dr. Doom said...

The Trinity United Church of Christ Liberation Theology Players directed by Jeremiah Wright recently put on a remake of Revenge of the Sith. The symbolism was hard to escape, especially with President Obama appearing in the role of Jar Jar Binks...

Submariner said...

The flava is strong in this one...

Anonymous said...

"I want that Leia bitch in my harem."

Vinneh

Mr. Right said...

Yo! Word to tha muthaship!

Submariner said...

Thanks V - I'd been wondering where SOTG had gone.

Rodney Dill said...

Yo bewon Kenobe

Rodney Dill said...

Darth Shaft

Rodney Dill said...

Huggy Ewok

Rodney Dill said...

"I need to go make another purchase from Jar-Jar Blings."