With Caps Blatantly Stolen from Morons
1. Is Darth gonna haveta choke a bitch?
2. "The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my pimpslap."
3. "If this is a consular ship, WHERE are my bitches?"
4. "Young Streetwalker will soon be turned to the Dark Side."
5. What liberal white MSNBC hosts see when they look at Hermain Cain.
Best of dadoctah
Lesser-known Sith villain: Darth Flava.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Honestly, why all the uproar over CNN showing this autopsy photo of Michael Jackson?
Best of Kaptain Krude
Damn you George Lucas! Can't you leave well enough alone!
Best of Submariner
The flava is strong in this one...
Best of Mr. Right
Yo! Word to tha muthaship!