1. When Muffin-Tops are outlawed, only skanks will have muffin-tops.
2. (Cop) "No ma'am, they aren't a crime. But that muffin top sure is."
3. She's not upset about the arrest, the cop just told her he was looking her up with The Lotion Man.
4. "Help, Help, I'm being oppressed!"
5. The Hippie Protester was perfectly calm during the arrest and then she remembered the prison showers, and realized she would be required to take one.
Best of dub
Officer Dub works to clean up the streets to protect the non-visually impaired.
Best of Submariner
Soylent Green is poor people!
Soylent Green is poor people!
Soylent Green...
Best of jj
I swear I never touched M'chelle's ribs....
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Sale at Old Navy!"
Best of dadoctah
"You're doing great, Tiffany. Pass just one more screening audition and the next one will be for Simon and Paula."
Best of GregMan
"Serenity now!"
Best of blue
"... and I'll continue to protest until V the K gets rid of the ugly black background!"
Best of Dactyl
Like a mastodon sinking in tar, Jesika's navel piercing finally succumbs and is submerged by her belly roll, never to be seen again.
Best of prince of leaves
Sunbeam was kicked out of the protest area when police scanners clocked her as only a 82.7-Percenter.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"No dub, don't leave me! I can change, I swear!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Everlast is a bit chintzy with their product placement ad budget.
Best of dadoctah
Ms Reid tries unsuccessfully to take back the "Biggest Hot Mess" crown from Ms Lohan.
28 comments:
Ahhhhhhooowwwww! My but keeps hurting from all that hope and change I voted for!
but = butt
"Dean Wormer was right!", screamed the Woman's Studies major, "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life..."
Officer Dub works to clean up the streets to protect the non-visually impaired.
FLOTUS reacts to the Eatin' Shovels Ban Act of 2011.
ORA
I want my Maypo!
SFPD carts off the first of many "Too Normal Looking" participant at the Folsom Street Fair as a suspected terror agent.
Soylent Green is poor people!
Soylent Green is poor people!
Soylent Green...
I swear I never touched M'chelle's ribs....
ORA: Mmmmmm...breasts soft like tobacco pouch....
"Sale at Old Navy!"
"Don't tase me, bro!"
's all I got.
Those police batons really hurt... without lubrication
"You're doing great, Tiffany. Pass just one more screening audition and the next one will be for Simon and Paula."
"Serenity now!"
"Help me, Obi-Wan, you're my only hope!"
"Banana! Banana! You said the 'safe word' was BANANA!"
"... and I'll continue to protest until V the K gets rid of the ugly black background!"
WV: boycout
Like a mastodon sinking in tar, Jesika's navel piercing finally succumbs and is submerged by her belly roll, never to be seen again.
Thought bubble: "Hmm, got cuffed: check...being led to paddy wagon: check...what am I forgetting from the ANSWER protest seminar? Oh right! Scream like an animal with it's leg in a trap, so we'll have video for the frivolous 'police brutality' lawsuits!"
Sunbeam was kicked out of the protest area when police scanners clocked her as only a 82.7-Percenter.
"Demand 14: free unicorns for everyone!"
ORA: "I'm a patsy! I'm a patsy! I'm a Patsy... Cline!"
"No dub, don't leave me! I can change, I swear!"
She's crying cause muffintops always get pinched when you slap the cuffs on.
-OR-
Everlast is a bit chintzy with their product placement ad budget.
-OR-
"I swear, officer, someone stole my tarp!"
Arrested for wearing M'Chell's necklace line while underdressed.
-OR-
Elmer, wake up! The pigs are arresting me, you bum!!
PS- Personally, I like the new background. Always thought black should remain in the background.
That corn cob really hurts!
Carpe Phlogiston said...
PS- Personally, I like the new background. Always thought black should remain in the background.
Caution recommended, Carpe. You don't wanna have Dawn go all medieval grey matter on you, do you?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ms Reid tries unsuccessfully to take back the "Biggest Hot Mess" crown from Ms Lohan.
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