1. "Well, Stanley, this is another fine mess you've gotten me into."
2, "Oh, hey, look, they've got deep fried Snickers here. I've always wanted to try those!"
3. "Congratulations, you have passed the Delta Connection pilot exam."
4. "Um... Allahu Akbar?"
5."I blame Bush."
Best of blue
As Andy predicted, Conan crashed the TBS blimp
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Boy, that "Around the World in 80 Ways" show got really weird really quick.
Best of Rodney Dill
Iran space program.... Fail.
Best of metalgarth
Some of the Germans got lost on their way to bomb Pearl Harbor
Best of mpur
Recalculating.....
Best of GregMan
Carl figured that since he was a Community Organizer, he was qualified to do everything else, such as fly a plane or be President of the United States.
Best of Oiao
"Wow, that Corn Dog looks huge, even from up here. Look at how she is eating it."
Best of Dr. Doom
If the Obama Administration designed amusement park rides...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Retired Top Gun Maverick takes Viper up for a sentimental flyover of their now-converted air base. Ooopsie!
Best of Artfldgr
Hello? Statefarm?
Best of Submariner
Rule #1 in international intrigue;
Never call attention to yourself.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
♪ Ground control to major Tim
Forget protein pills, is that a ferris wheel you're in?? ♫
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as Andy predicted, Conan crashed the TBS blimp
Boy, that "Around the World in 80 Ways" show got really weird really quick.
Iran space program.... Fail.
Some of the Germans got lost on their way to bomb Pearl Harbor
Recalculating.....
"I knew I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque."
Carl figured that since he was a Community Organizer, he was qualified to do everything else, such as fly a plane or be President of the United States.
"Wow, that Corn Dog looks huge, even from up here. Look at how she is eating it."
-Oiao
very nice)))
If the Obama Administration designed amusement park rides...
Example of Esteem-based Liberal Education
Jim, since you executed that barrel roll almost perfectly, I'm giving you a passing grade. Congratulations!
-OR-
Regrets
Think we're gonna be on Caption This?
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The funny thing is, I'm a great parallel parker.
-OR-
'Ow to fly Auwstraylia - FAIL
"Hey, I can see my house from here!"
In Lethal Weapon 12, Pesci convinces Gibson he can fly them into the terrorist camp unnoticed. Unfortunately, Google's aerial photo had been taken before the arrival of a traveling carnival.
-OR-
What part of "fly above the treetops" didn't you understand??
-OR-
"Mayday, Mav's in trouble."
Retired Top Gun Maverick takes Viper up for a sentimental flyover of their now-converted air base. Ooopsie!
Today NASA shows off its newest creation from their cheaper, better, faster program, and its green too!
Discovering our space fleet was down, Obama sketched this on a napkin at IHop after staying at a Holiday Inn Express. The hard part was getting the some of the new republican senators to try it out
Hey Joe, I always wanted to ride a Ferris wheel...
Scritch...
This is the tower, forgot to mention Clyde Beatys Circus is using our parking lot, so watch out. Oh, and welcome to Nebraska!
Scritch...
Hello? Statefarm?
Jan, darling sweet heart. Just calling to let you know me and Steve will be a bit late coming home from the airport.
It was about this point that the flight instructor took out his clipboard and started writing furiously
Houston....We have a problem.....
As Tina Palin or Sarah Fey
(the gawd aweful snl b ot-ch)
would say
"I can see Russia"
In Soviet Russia,
ferris wheel land on you.
Hello; this is OnStar. Are you alright?
Tower doing best Bob Uecker; "Ju-u-u-u-u-ust a little outside the glide path!"
Instructor; "I think we'll wait a few more flights before you solo..."
No, Larry, I DON'T think 'the shooting the center of the Clown's mouth game' is gonna be your best chance at a stuffed animal on the midway...
Rule #1 in international intrigue;
Never call attention to yourself.
♪ ♩ Ground control to major Tim
Forget protein pills, is that a ferris wheel you're in?? ♫ ♬
ORA David Bowie
-OR-
Tim! No... don't touch the controls!! aieeeeee!!
MORE POWER! UNH UNH UNH UNH
ORA Home Improvement
"Tower, we're going to make this approach a full stop."
Vinneh
ORA: "I knew we should a taken a left at Albuquerque. Eh - what's up doc?"
"Also, folks, I'm required to inform you that, due to the early termination of this flight, you won't be earning Mileage Plus miles or segments."
Live from New York;
it's Jet's Sunday night!
Under the new NASA, obama figures that the new space probe can be launched by accelerating the ferris wheel.
Capt. Wild Bill Kelso again defends the California coast from Japanese submarines...
As it turns out, hope and change are not good navigational tools...
Add 'glasses' to your pre-flight checklist, moron!
-Oiao
The metaphor for the job Congress is doing with the US budget is just too freakin' obvious to have to mention.
However, as a Public Service Announcement to our HuffPo lurkers, we call your attention to the twisted metal juxtaposed to both red and blue tints.
Sully was once again dissapointed in his internet search for "Pile-driver on Ferris Wheel."
"AFLAC!!!"
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