Tuesday, October 18, 2011
The Goggles! They Do Nothing!
1. Your NEA tax dollars at work.
2. Progressive PBS fans were thrilled when Inflated Scrotum Man replaced Bob Ross.
3. Outraged San Franciscans insisted that the naked painter guy put on a Che Guevara shirt.
4. Most of his fellow protesters just hoped this guy would change his mind and Occupy a Pair of Pants instead.
5. Affirmative Action and a job opening for Police Sketch Artist collide in San Francisco.
Best of John.....just John
Yeah, meet me at the corner of Castro and 17th. I'll be the one with the black and white bandana on my head.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Hulk Hogan's really let himself go.
Best of Rodney Dill
Painting nudes - ur doin it rong.
Best of Jack Reacher
In the evenings Edward writes term papers for sale.
Best of dub
Whatever you do, dont ask Carl to paint anything brown. Trust me.
Best of divine miss m
Prickasso, before he found his true calling.
Best of Submariner
Like most Raiders fans, Carl wore facepaint to scare the opposition's fans on game day.
Best of JohnS1959
"What's that - we're supposed to be painting a nude?" Darren asked of his street art teacher, "Oh..."
Best of Dactyl
Is that a paintbrush in your flab folds or are you just happy to see me?
(Yeah, I really grossed myself out with that one and I thought I'd share.)