Tuesday, October 18, 2011

The Goggles! They Do Nothing!



1. Your NEA tax dollars at work.

2. Progressive PBS fans were thrilled when Inflated Scrotum Man replaced Bob Ross.

3. Outraged San Franciscans insisted that the naked painter guy put on a Che Guevara shirt.

4. Most of his fellow protesters just hoped this guy would change his mind and Occupy a Pair of Pants instead.

5. Affirmative Action and a job opening for Police Sketch Artist collide in San Francisco.

Best of John.....just John
Yeah, meet me at the corner of Castro and 17th. I'll be the one with the black and white bandana on my head.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Hulk Hogan's really let himself go.

Best of Rodney Dill
Painting nudes - ur doin it rong.

Best of Jack Reacher
In the evenings Edward writes term papers for sale.

Best of dub
Whatever you do, dont ask Carl to paint anything brown. Trust me.

Best of divine miss m
Prickasso, before he found his true calling.

Best of Submariner
Like most Raiders fans, Carl wore facepaint to scare the opposition's fans on game day.

Best of JohnS1959
"What's that - we're supposed to be painting a nude?" Darren asked of his street art teacher, "Oh..."

Best of Dactyl
Is that a paintbrush in your flab folds or are you just happy to see me?
(Yeah, I really grossed myself out with that one and I thought I'd share.)

23 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Hey buddy - unwanted exposure to scrotum is NEVER ok! Oops - San Francisco... carry on.

John.....just John said...

Yeah, meet me at the corner of Castro and 17th. I'll be the one with the black and white bandana on my head.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hulk Hogan's really let himself go.

-OR-

AAC [Artists Against Chafing] spokesperson "Artie" Fleegler demonstrates how careful use of optical illusions can trick women into believing he's not a pindick.

-OR-

Wes Gurnbaum introduces his new "invisible underwear" and the SF city council votes to put him on the Historical Sites Tour Map.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Questions you just don't ask a straight football player: Is a "tight end" really?


-OR-

"Cops will be cops" - Since public nudity isn't a crime in SF, the SWAT team patiently waited for Ernie to accidentally drip paint on the sidewalk... then moved in and swatted him with feathers for defacing public property.

Rodney Dill said...

Painting nudes - ur doin it rong.

Jack Reacher said...

Yeah, I'll get you some more paint, keep your shirt on. Actually, your pants. Definitely keep your pants on.

Jack Reacher said...

In the evenings Edward writes term papers for sale.

jj said...

I am sooooo grateful we can't see what is being painted on the lower easel...

mpur said...

Dub is strangely silent on this one....hmmmmmm

dub said...

I chose the wrong time to chime in given mpur's post...but....

Whatever you do, dont ask Carl to paint anything brown. Trust me.

Anonymous said...

Not to be confused with the 'Lunch Lady' at Castro Street Elementary, Chester always painted his face to hide the fact that he was the 'Lunch Guy' at that school. Not that anyone in the SF School Board would find any problems with his behavior…..

-Oiao

Matt the K said...

Salvador Dali wept.

divine miss m said...

Prickasso, before he found his true calling.

Submariner said...

Carl enjoys painting the shoes the Germans dropped on Pearl Harbor.

Submariner said...

Hmmmm, burnt umber, roadkill red, entrails yellow... I think Carl may have a repression problem.

Submariner said...

I think Carl let the proverbial cat out of the bag.

Submariner said...

Like most Raiders fans, Carl wore facepaint to scare the opposition's fans on game day.

Submariner said...

...and below the frame is Carl's 'still life.'

Submariner said...

Isn't the fruit normally what's being painted?

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JohnS1959 said...
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JohnS1959 said...

"What's that - we're supposed to be painting a nude?" Darren asked of his street art teacher, "Oh..."

Dactyl said...

Is that a paintbrush in your flab folds or are you just happy to see me?

(Yeah, I really grossed myself out with that one and I thought I'd share.)